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tswiftbaby

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 9 July 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1224
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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tswiftbaby's favorite FMLs

Today, I started my new job at a small business. I was pretty excited to finally be working, until I found out the big boss is a creeper and sees no problem making comments such as "You're way more interesting than the rest of these slope-eyed fucks." FML

#21505072
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19329) - you deserved it (1523)

On 12/18/2015 at 5:17am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I had to explain to someone in my class who Gandhi really was and that he was not a fictional goblin. FML

#21504813
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21238) - you deserved it (1522)

On 12/17/2015 at 1:45pm - misc - by anon (woman) -

Today, I found out that turkeys can fly. I also found out how much a new windshield costs. FML

#21392388
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31413) - you deserved it (2770)

On 04/12/2015 at 2:29pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, at work, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head on my cash register. A second later, I heard roaring laughter from the security room, followed by someone saying to play it back. I'd almost convinced myself it wasn't about me, when one of the guys came out and gave me a thumb up. FML

#21349710
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35793) - you deserved it (3392)

On 02/04/2015 at 2:28pm - work - by fxck (woman) -

Today, after a few weeks of my dad setting up glue traps in the garage to trap mice, I found out what it's like to have a pigeon wander in and get its foot stuck on one. FML

Today, I realized my anger management has hit a new low when I screamed at a goose for being a goose. FML

#21309384
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30172) - you deserved it (8422)

On 12/01/2014 at 11:38am - misc - by WickedLittleDoll - United States (North Carolina)

Today, at the gym, some muscle head idiot started yelling at the treadmill for not going fast enough, and I muttered "roid rage". Apparently said roids give him superhuman hearing, because he heard me from the other side of the room, and threatened to kill me. FML

#21297627
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32064) - you deserved it (9143)

On 11/12/2014 at 11:00am - health - by juggalomurderer59 (man) - United States

Today, I was the weird girl on the city bus who falls asleep then makes a loud, weird noise and wakes herself up. FML

#21284017
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31733) - you deserved it (4392)

On 10/23/2014 at 9:05pm - misc - by pyrogypsy (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out that the loving nickname my Chinese mother has been calling me my entire life essentially translates to "little retard". FML

#21185495
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52949) - you deserved it (5850)

On 06/23/2014 at 3:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I learned the valuable lesson that taking care of a baby crow isn't the best idea. He finally can fly away, but sits on my porch all day cawing for food. FML

#21179030
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38739) - you deserved it (12969)

On 06/18/2014 at 2:37am - animals - by a very unlucky dude. - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I woke up and stumbled over to my window to soak up some morning sunshine. The sunshine was lovely; the sight of my elderly neighbour doing some kind of nude yoga in his backyard certainly was not. FML

#21149493
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49631) - you deserved it (5810)

On 05/23/2014 at 6:46pm - intimacy - by fucking hell my eyes burn (man) - Germany

Today, I was assigned to be the one to teach Grandpa how to use his new smartphone. An hour in, and we're still going over volume controls. FML

#21100846
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41960) - you deserved it (4076)

On 03/31/2014 at 8:24am - misc - by phantomthelabrat - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I'm trapped in my apartment, due to the fact that five raccoons have decided to sit outside my only door and prevent me from getting out. Every time I look at one, they hiss at me. FML

#21023350
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45595) - you deserved it (5563)

On 01/10/2014 at 6:15am - animals - by RaccoonFever - United States (California)

Today, to avoid a guy who's been creepily following me around school lately, I ducked into the girl's bathroom. After few minutes, he stuck his head in with his eyes closed and asked if I was done yet. FML

#21021456
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63668) - you deserved it (4654)

On 01/08/2014 at 3:27pm - misc - by stalked - United States (Florida)



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