Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

trynightday

Search for a member

trynightday
  • Town/Country : UK
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 10 May 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 28735
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

trynightday's last visitors

Country_Livingpeopleses1tylervu11170scfann11FreezeSayPeanutsFuckbucketRejectofsociety9

trynightday's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

trynightday's favorite FMLs

Today, I went out to eat dinner with my family to celebrate my 18th birthday. I playfully put 3 straws between my knuckles to make myself look like Wolverine. I turned to my 6 year old nephew and ask, "Who am I?" He then replied with, "An idiot." FML

#4699130
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11239) - you deserved it (36027)

On 08/21/2009 at 1:18am - kids - by Mak10 (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
484 comments

I agree, your life sucks (183009) - you deserved it (61948)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



Max Grünfeld's illustrated FML

Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • The Worst Sisters Ever
  • Growing up with a sister can be a good thing. If you're a guy, it can teach you about girls and how to interact with them so you won't grow up to be a sexist idiot who's afraid of women and who can only…

Monday 17 June 2013

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on:

© 2008-2013 by