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truthisRelative
  • Town/Country : Salt Lake City, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 31 January 1984 (30 years)
  • Number of visits : 576
  • Number of comments : 48
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About truthisRelative : I think, therefore, I am.

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Today, my girlfriend won't have sex with me. Why? Because my mii knocked out her mii in Wii boxing. It wouldn't be as bad if she wasn't in one player mode. FML

#11907332
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29068) - you deserved it (4102)

On 07/15/2010 at 9:12pm - intimacy - by knock_out (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, while waiting at the bus stop, the guy standing near me started peeing on the sidewalk and on my shoes. FML

#9077392
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17678) - you deserved it (1515)

On 03/14/2010 at 4:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth removed. I went to see my boyfriend for comfort because I was in so much pain. The first thing he asked me when I saw him with huge cheeks? When would be the next time I could give him a blowjob. FML

#8771730
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16368) - you deserved it (3221)

On 03/02/2010 at 11:58am - intimacy - by fatcheeks (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I took the train to work. There was an older man standing behind me. Everytime I tried to edge away from him, he edged closer. Everytime the train rocked even slightly, his crotch made contact with my behind. It was an extremely bumpy train ride. I could also tell when he became hard. FML

#8471293
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16896) - you deserved it (1747)

On 02/20/2010 at 5:54am - intimacy - by trainhump (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I found out the reason my boyfriend asked me out was because the fortune ball app on his iPod told him to. FML

#8364969
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20887) - you deserved it (2894)

On 02/17/2010 at 1:38am - love - by amireallyloved - United States (California)

Today, I caught my boyfriend of 8 years cheating on me. I punched him in the face, he broke up with me. And I still had to cook him an entire turkey dinner. FML

#8185131
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9355) - you deserved it (32523)

On 02/12/2010 at 10:30pm - love - by Pushover (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was standing at the top of the stairs petting my dog. The doorbell rang and my dog bolted down the stairs, tripping me. I fell down the whole flight of stairs backwards. Turns out the person at the door was my brother who had locked himself out. I almost died for no reason. FML

#8118993
72 comments

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On 02/11/2010 at 1:14am - love - by sari14 - United States (Virginia)

Today, I started work as the head engineer for a big civil engineering project. I met the rest of my team, in particular the environmental engineer who I'll need to get along with the most. As it turns out, I took her virginity when we were freshmen in college. She still thinks I'm an asshole. FML

#7565931
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10309) - you deserved it (31658)

On 01/25/2010 at 8:32am - love - by CivE (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. My phone started ringing and it was my Mom, she said I could answer it. As I answered the phone my girlfriend started playing with my dick. I moaned. Loud. FML

#7515979
82 comments

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On 01/23/2010 at 3:05am - intimacy - by BlackPolarbear - United States (Colorado)

Today, I decided to take a nap while listening to my iPod, on the lowest volume possible. My girlfriend woke me up by turning the volume all the way up. I still can't hear out of both ears. FML

#6995956
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24108) - you deserved it (4561)

On 12/28/2009 at 4:42pm - misc - by SpaceAstronaut (man) - United States (North Carolina)



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