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Today, I was trying to change my PIN code in order to make my phone more secure and prevent people from getting information from it. Instead, I somehow ended up locking my phone permanently. FML
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On 03/18/2010 at 9:30am - misc - by ihateyouatt (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I tried an herbal tea that is supposed to increase your milk supply (I'm a breastfeeding mom). Well, it worked, and it kicked in at my office, but only on one side. So when I went into the bathroom, I noticed I had one boob WAY higher and bigger than the other. Great. FML
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On 03/17/2010 at 10:18am - work - by mama75 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I put on some goggles on in the pool, only to go underwater and see an old man 'discretely' jerking it. FML
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On 03/17/2010 at 2:12am - intimacy - by today -
Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML
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On 03/16/2010 at 6:55am - love - by hater -
Today, I went on my first date with a girl I have been infatuated with for months. At the restaurant, the waiter came while she was in the bathroom. I ordered steaks for both of us. Turns out, she is vegetarian, and doesn't like it when men are "overly aggressive". She called me a cow murderer. FML
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On 03/16/2010 at 12:28am - love - by meatballz (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I discovered that the wintergreen breath mints I've been taking for a week now, are actually circular, flavored, white and green laxatives. FML.
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On 03/15/2010 at 7:29pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)
Today, I learnt that if you accidentally sit on a hamster, instead of dying, it bites your testicles. FML
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On 03/01/2010 at 4:13am - misc - by ItHurtsLIkeHell (man) - Malaysia (Pulau Pinang)
Today, I saw a man on the bus with the strangest band shirt I have ever seen. I could not help but stare at it and try and figure what the band was, until he turned to me and said "why not take a picture asshole?" then got off the bus. As he walked away I saw that he was missing an arm. FML
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On 03/01/2010 at 12:23am - misc - by theholt (man) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I was on a flight. I tried to use hand sanitizer before eating my snack. However, I forgot about the change in air pressure. When I opened the bottle, the stuff flew directly into my eye. FML
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On 02/25/2010 at 11:02pm - misc - by abble (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I walked over to my grandmother's house to pay her a visit. I politely knocked on the door, and there was no answer. Fearing that something had happened, I violently broke down the door to find my grandma and her new 80 year old boyfriend having sex. FML
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On 02/25/2010 at 5:30pm - intimacy - by ryan and Zack - United States (Michigan)
Today, my drunk mother got into a fight with the lady at Krystal burger. Why? "Because the bitch said they aren't making special orders." FML
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On 02/10/2010 at 10:10am - misc - by Krit - United States
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