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About trinitymjoseph : everyone has a monster inside of them and the ones who let that monster out are put in jail and called crazy and insane and the people who keep their monsters inside of them rule over others and rule over you and so you are no different the monster inside of you is trying to get out and it's your decision wether you want to show your monster or not but some people have no choice but to let them out so are you going to let that monster out or not
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Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
Friday 27 March 2015