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Today, I walked in on my mom and her friends comparing the differences in their nipples. FML

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On 07/22/2011 at 12:11am - misc - by oliverP123 - United States (New York)

Today, I threw a surprise birthday party for my 3 year old. There was music, snacks and lots of toys. My 3 year old is a cat. FML

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On 05/17/2011 at 11:04pm - animals - by kaileigh10 -

Today, I drove the width of the country to tell the girl I've lost that I'm in love with her. She wasn't home. FML

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On 05/17/2011 at 10:36pm - love - by unrequited (man) - United States

Today, I was making out with this guy that I like. In an attempt to be romantic, he tried to pick me up and press me against the wall. He couldn't lift me off the ground. FML

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On 05/16/2011 at 10:12pm - love - by Fatty (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML

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On 05/16/2011 at 12:33pm - health - by Bobby M - Ireland (Carlow)

Today, I spilt a very hot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday from spilling a very hot cup of tea. FML

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195 comments

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On 05/16/2011 at 10:28am - health - by foolmetwice (woman) -

Today, I was watching a movie online. There was a 15 minute ad. 13 minutes into watching an ad about birth control, I noticed that there was a "skip this ad" button in the corner. FML

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On 04/27/2011 at 2:33pm - misc - by popcorn - United States (California)

Today, the toilet on the top floor of my house burst, soaked the bathroom, and water dripped down into the kitchen and the basement for hours when nobody was home. Eight blowers and a dehumidifier later, the house is about 90 degrees and I can't leave. FML

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On 04/23/2011 at 2:33pm - misc - by wet (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my mom confused me with my dad. She got in the shower with me. FML

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On 04/22/2011 at 7:11am - intimacy - by Damian -

Today, my mom confused me with my dad. She got in the shower with me. FML

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On 04/22/2011 at 7:11am - intimacy - by Damian -

Today, I got a postcard from my boyfriend who is on vacation in the Caribbean. He's breaking up with me. FML

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On 04/17/2011 at 5:12pm - love - by dumped (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, a young boy helped me carry my groceries home. He then asked me to sign his sheet to certify that he had done half an hour of service to the elderly. I'm 46. FML

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172 comments

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On 04/17/2011 at 5:32am - kids - by ::Tracy:: - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, is my birthday. Everyone forgot except my stalker. He rang the door bell the second it turned 12:00. FML

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On 04/08/2011 at 11:03am - love - by hopeless -



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