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  • Number of visits : 904
  • Number of comments : 57
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About trick619 : Hey I'm patrick
I live in San Diego California
I snowboard and play guitar drums and piano. I build custom saltwater aquariums
Down to have a good time and meet new people. message me if you wanna chat or live in San diego

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trick619's favorite FMLs

Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML

#15598918
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33448) - you deserved it (45111)

On 04/02/2011 at 1:03am - misc - by Toothy (man) - United States (California)

Today, I called my mom to tell her that I'm coming over for a visit. She answered: 'Why? What do you need? Food? Money? I'm not going to help you! You're a grown woman!' And she hung up. I just found out that I'm pregnant and she was the first person I wanted to share it with. FML

#15411546
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44667) - you deserved it (4353)

On 03/21/2011 at 3:07am - misc - by kelly (woman) - Estonia (Harjumaa)

Today, my boyfriend had a bad dream that a horse was biting his fingers off. He punched the horse in the neck, and in real life punched me in the spine. Twice. FML

#15410065
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32832) - you deserved it (3696)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:02am - love - by lily389 -

Today, at 21 years of age, my doctor confirmed that I am, indeed, going bald. It wouldn't be such a bad thing, even expected, if I wasn't a woman. FML

#15385853
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41089) - you deserved it (3114)

On 03/19/2011 at 5:13pm - health - by Jessica - Romania (Neamt)

Today, at the Mommy and Me dance class that I take my four year old daughter to, the instructor had us do a stretch, telling us to pretend we're mermaids. My daughter said to me, "But you're not a mermaid, you're a whale!" FML

#15385688
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38693) - you deserved it (7159)

On 03/19/2011 at 5:04pm - kids - by Abby_gummibear (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, someone rear-ended me while I was on my way home. I was extremely upset and I called my boyfriend for comfort and to help inspect the damage. After taking a good look at the car, he said, "Damn, if only you fucked this hard." FML

#15366691
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34592) - you deserved it (8948)

On 03/18/2011 at 12:11pm - intimacy - by emm (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I finally got the courage to say to my boyfriend that I feel invisible and ignored. To this he said 'You aren't invisible, I mean, look at that nose.' FML

#15365098
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36491) - you deserved it (7166)

On 03/18/2011 at 8:36am - love - by anon -

Today, I swerved out of the way to avoid hitting a squirrel, and in the process hit another squirrel. FML

#15364776
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32858) - you deserved it (9717)

On 03/18/2011 at 7:28am - misc - by karmavictim -

Today, my crush gave me a ride home. When I opened the door to get out, he switched the gear to reverse, thinking the car was in park. I got run over by the car door. FML

#15354612
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29740) - you deserved it (3318)

On 03/17/2011 at 5:26pm - misc - by boom - United States (Maryland)

Today, after speeding home due to an overflowing bladder, I ran to the bathroom, forgetting that the toilet seat was broken. While doing my business, the toilet seat and I both slid off the bowl. FML

#15352953
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25982) - you deserved it (6423)

On 03/17/2011 at 2:57pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my daughter went potty. Just as she always does, she came up to me and announced, "I flushed, and wiped, and shut the light off." Then she did something brand new. She covered my face with her hand and asked, "Do these fingers smell?" They did. FML

#15345509
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31916) - you deserved it (4768)

On 03/17/2011 at 12:04am - kids - by Username -

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML

#15336474
292 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46245) - you deserved it (8134)

On 03/16/2011 at 12:50pm - intimacy - by thisblows - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I emailed my potential boss a copy of my résumé. However, I didn't realize until too late that it was my fake resume, created for an English class project. Some of my former jobs included being a certified gangster, as well as the former president of Canada. FML

#15334821
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15525) - you deserved it (46841)

On 03/16/2011 at 9:01am - work - by Almostfunny (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML

#15333405
379 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19382) - you deserved it (88694)

On 03/16/2011 at 3:31am - intimacy - by eric - United States

Today, I was at the grocery store when an elderly woman walked up to me and said, "Why can't every guy be as handsome as you?" I would have been flattered by the comment, if I was a guy. FML

#15324992
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34068) - you deserved it (4328)

On 03/15/2011 at 6:35pm - misc - by blk8764 (woman) - United States (Florida)



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