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trent295
  • Town/Country : Alabama, The United States of America
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 18 September 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 512
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I saw a homeless man on the corner, I thought I would be generous and give him some cash. I rolled down my window and waved my hand for him to come over. As he was walking over, he was struck by another car. FML

#14228543
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37391) - you deserved it (4363)

On 12/16/2010 at 9:23pm - misc - by carson28 - United States (California)

Today, my best friend lost her virginity in the backseat of a car. I was sitting in the front. FML

Today, I found my iPhone. Too bad it was when I was getting my clothes out of the washer. FML

#14108522
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9074) - you deserved it (18040)

On 12/06/2010 at 3:31pm - misc - by Kris - United States

Today, my cat woke me up by sharpening his claws on my breast. FML

#13624785
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23177) - you deserved it (3252)

On 10/28/2010 at 8:07am - animals - by scratchpost (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, while moving, I asked my wife where she put the alcohol. She told me she threw it out, because it was old. It was Scotch. It's supposed to be old. FML

#12343499
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35938) - you deserved it (4974)

On 08/06/2010 at 12:40am - love - by rugs - United States (Iowa)

Today, I was coaching at a swim meet. I heard a few of my swimmers screaming about a huge wasp on my head, so I told everyone to stay calm because we didn't want to upset the wasp. Unfortunately, I was interrupted by another coach from our team hitting me repeatedly on the head with a clipboard. FML

#12251275
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26330) - you deserved it (2532)

On 08/01/2010 at 8:20pm - health - by Doodle (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had to get bloodwork done. I'm deathly afraid of needles. The whole lobby heard me scream as soon as the nurse said 'hello'. FML

#12082057
134 comments

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On 07/24/2010 at 6:50am - health - by breathexali (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I waited in line at a drive-through behind a man for ten minutes. I got out of my car, cursed at him, and then asked him to give me one good reason why it would take that long to order. The man slowly explained to me that he had a stutter. FML

#10903041
479 comments

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On 06/01/2010 at 5:18am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my girlfriend told me that I think too much during sex. Now the only thing I can think about is how much I'm thinking too much. FML

#9572615
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20471) - you deserved it (5016)

On 04/02/2010 at 7:24am - intimacy - by kmang33 (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I went to Starbucks to use the bathroom. After I knocked on the door, and turned the handle, this little old lady rips the door open and goes "I WAS TAKING A DUMP. YOU WANNA COME IN AND WIPE MY SHIT? DO YOU?!" and then continued to ask me the same question for five minutes. FML

#8878424
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24573) - you deserved it (3615)

On 03/06/2010 at 9:38pm - misc - by bathroomblunder (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, my boss was using my computer and tried to copy and paste a website URL. It must not have copied first, because it pasted a URL to a porn site. I think I should start looking for a new job. FML

#8749925
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4388) - you deserved it (24781)

On 03/01/2010 at 3:50pm - work - by themanontheright - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I finally got to hook up with this hot guy I'd been talking to for a few weeks. To my surprise, he was sinfully drunk when he arrives. As we were going at it, he shits on my white carpet. Now the phrase "f***ing the shit out of someone" has a brand new meaning for me. FML

#8471213
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13676) - you deserved it (3554)

On 02/20/2010 at 5:47am - intimacy - by jo - United States

Today, I spilled some milk on my laptop. I was pretty sure it would be fine as it was only a bit of milk. While cleaning the residue, I knocked a whole bucket of water into the insides of the laptop. RIP Macbook. FML

#8120945
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9456) - you deserved it (27317)

On 02/11/2010 at 2:32am - misc - by NC (man) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

Today, I was sent to the hospital for being knocked out with a potato. FML

#7290118
141 comments

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On 01/11/2010 at 10:40pm - health - by brileyyyy - United States (Missouri)

Today, my mom and I were going to the store. I decided to stay in the car while she went in. In the car next to me, there was a dog in the driver's seat barking at me. Bored, I barked back at it until I realized there was someone in the passenger's seat watching me. FML

#6896062
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6550) - you deserved it (26905)

On 12/23/2009 at 1:17am - animals - by ApolloandDixie (woman) - United States (North Carolina)



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