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Today, I saw a homeless man on the corner, I thought I would be generous and give him some cash. I rolled down my window and waved my hand for him to come over. As he was walking over, he was struck by another car. FML
by carson28 / 12/16/2010 at 9:23pm / United States (California) / Transportation
by Olive14 / 12/16/2010 at 3:03pm / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
by Kris / 12/06/2010 at 3:31pm / United States / Geek
by scratchpost / 10/28/2010 at 8:07am / United States (Georgia) / Animals
by rugs / 08/06/2010 at 12:40am / United States (Iowa) / Love
Today, I was coaching at a swim meet. I heard a few of my swimmers screaming about a huge wasp on my head, so I told everyone to stay calm because we didn't want to upset the wasp. Unfortunately, I was interrupted by another coach from our team hitting me repeatedly on the head with a clipboard. FML
by Doodle / 08/01/2010 at 8:20pm / United States (Florida) / Health
by breathexali / 07/24/2010 at 6:50am / United States (New York) / Health
Today, I waited in line at a drive-through behind a man for ten minutes. I got out of my car, cursed at him, and then asked him to give me one good reason why it would take that long to order. The man slowly explained to me that he had a stutter. FML
by Anonymous / 06/01/2010 at 5:18am / United States (Kentucky) / Transportation
by kmang33 / 04/02/2010 at 7:24am / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy
Today, I went to Starbucks to use the bathroom. After I knocked on the door, and turned the handle, this little old lady rips the door open and goes "I WAS TAKING A DUMP. YOU WANNA COME IN AND WIPE MY SHIT? DO YOU?!" and then continued to ask me the same question for five minutes. FML
by bathroomblunder / 03/06/2010 at 9:38pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boss was using my computer and tried to copy and paste a website URL. It must not have copied first, because it pasted a URL to a porn site. I think I should start looking for a new job. FML
by themanontheright / 03/01/2010 at 3:50pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Work
Today, I finally got to hook up with this hot guy I'd been talking to for a few weeks. To my surprise, he was sinfully drunk when he arrives. As we were going at it, he shits on my white carpet. Now the phrase "f***ing the shit out of someone" has a brand new meaning for me. FML
by jo / 02/20/2010 at 5:47am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I spilled some milk on my laptop. I was pretty sure it would be fine as it was only a bit of milk. While cleaning the residue, I knocked a whole bucket of water into the insides of the laptop. RIP Macbook. FML
by NC / 02/11/2010 at 2:32am / Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur) / Miscellaneous
by brileyyyy / 01/11/2010 at 10:40pm / United States (Missouri) / Health
Today, my mom and I were going to the store. I decided to stay in the car while she went in. In the car next to me, there was a dog in the driver's seat barking at me. Bored, I barked back at it until I realized there was someone in the passenger's seat watching me. FML
by ApolloandDixie / 12/23/2009 at 1:17am / United States (North Carolina) / Transportation
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, a week after dropping my car off for the third time in a month at the dealership because of…