About tpike1296 : Updating my info again. I'm a brony, so that's important. My profile picture is an unfinished OC. (No cutie mark, or full name) Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash are both best pony. If anyone wants to reach me to talk, whether it be about MLP, music, video games, computers, science, or random stuff, I'd be more than happy to talk.
email: tpike1296@aol.com
Skype: xxxxunderground
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/133741if3 (Please ignore the horrible user name, that was when I was obsessed with The Matrix and was attempting to learn how to hack, and Facebook won't let you change it)
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Today, I have been left home alone, the electricity has cut out, and I am petrified of the dark. I am stuck downstairs making karate noises every few minutes to scare off creepers. FML
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On 03/17/2012 at 8:45am - misc - by belieber101 - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)
Today, I had a nasty cough, but I went to college anyway. When I walked into class, I could practically smell menstrual blood in the air. After a few coughs, our instructor gave me an "Oh, shut up!" After half an hour, she kicked me out for not "taking the class seriously". FML
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On 03/16/2012 at 10:21pm - misc - by danny5191 (man) - United Kingdom (Southampton)
Today, I went to Hooters for lunch. My food was brought to me by a man. FML
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On 03/16/2012 at 1:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, I managed to staple my finger while showing my kindergartner class how to properly use one. FML
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On 03/16/2012 at 2:02am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, I was calling my husband while driving. While the phone rang, I farted. As soon as the horrid smell hit my nose, my husband answered. I panicked and hung up quickly, thinking to myself how embarrassed I was because he could smell it. I'm an idiot. FML
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On 03/15/2012 at 1:49pm - misc - by StinkyandStupid - United States
Today, whilst stacking the dish washer I dropped a steak knife. Luckily, I caught it just before it hit my foot. I fist-pumped to celebrate my amazing catch and stabbed myself in the cheek. My parents couldn't stop laughing all the way to the hospital. FML
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On 03/14/2012 at 3:11pm - misc - by zztopspinner (man) - United States
Today, I got back to work at my hospital after some sick leave. The first jackass to waste my time was a guy with leg lacerations. This, he claimed, was because he tried to break a samurai sword over his leg as part of a bet. It's day one and already I want to kill myself. FML
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On 03/13/2012 at 10:32pm - work - by Simms (man) - United States
Today, I hooked up with my ex-girlfriend, after she confessed to still being in love with me. I logged into Facebook after she left, only to find her status set to "I think I just made a big mistake." FML
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On 03/13/2012 at 7:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my dad insisted on having a family movie night. He chose the movies Jaws and Mayday. I'm going on a diving expedition tomorrow. FML
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On 03/13/2012 at 1:59pm - misc - by Samantha - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my therapist gave me some great self-sufficiency advice. It sounded familiar. When I got home I realized she had been quoting Christina Aguilera songs. For £100 an hour. FML
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On 03/13/2012 at 1:33pm - health - by PixieWrists - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)
Today, I was shaving naked in my cold bathroom before showering. My wife walked up behind me, yelled "Shrinkage!" and flicked the head of my penis as hard as she could. FML
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On 03/12/2012 at 12:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I was the 10th caller on a radio show. I answered the question correctly. The DJ informed I won a free air guitar of my choosing. I yelled with excitement over the air. The DJ then instructed me how to use my new air guitar. FML
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On 03/09/2012 at 11:55am - misc - by h4rdy (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I took my girlfriend out to a nice restaurant for our anniversary. Mid-way through the meal, a guy at the table across left for the restroom. My girlfriend reached over and swiped the guy's wallet from the table. My gonads went AWOL, and I couldn't even bring myself to call her out on it. FML
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On 03/05/2012 at 5:55pm - misc - by mark (man) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, after a long therapy session, in which I poured out all my feelings of how happy and in love I am with whom I believe to be my soul-mate, my shrink asked me if I was sure this guy wasn't a figment of my imagination. FML
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On 12/22/2011 at 12:50am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I realized that I've been intentionally causing arguments with my husband because the spare bed is more comfortable. FML
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On 12/22/2011 at 12:31am - intimacy - by sninapeters - United States
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