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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 16 December 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3685
  • Number of comments : 165
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 23 posted

About tpike1296 : Updating my info again. I'm a brony, so that's important. My profile picture is an unfinished OC. (No cutie mark, or full name) Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash are both best pony. If anyone wants to reach me to talk, whether it be about MLP, music, video games, computers, science, or random stuff, I'd be more than happy to talk.
email: tpike1296@aol.com
Skype: xxxxunderground
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/133741if3 (Please ignore the horrible user name, that was when I was obsessed with The Matrix and was attempting to learn how to hack, and Facebook won't let you change it)

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Today, I managed to staple my finger while showing my kindergartner class how to properly use one. FML

#19286997
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9435) - you deserved it (20452)

On 03/16/2012 at 2:02am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was calling my husband while driving. While the phone rang, I farted. As soon as the horrid smell hit my nose, my husband answered. I panicked and hung up quickly, thinking to myself how embarrassed I was because he could smell it. I'm an idiot. FML

#19282725
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7737) - you deserved it (32820)

On 03/15/2012 at 1:49pm - misc - by StinkyandStupid - United States

Today, whilst stacking the dish washer I dropped a steak knife. Luckily, I caught it just before it hit my foot. I fist-pumped to celebrate my amazing catch and stabbed myself in the cheek. My parents couldn't stop laughing all the way to the hospital. FML

#19277345
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10501) - you deserved it (32144)

On 03/14/2012 at 3:11pm - misc - by zztopspinner (man) - United States

Today, I got back to work at my hospital after some sick leave. The first jackass to waste my time was a guy with leg lacerations. This, he claimed, was because he tried to break a samurai sword over his leg as part of a bet. It's day one and already I want to kill myself. FML

#19274332
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17494) - you deserved it (5728)

On 03/13/2012 at 10:32pm - work - by Simms (man) - United States

Today, I hooked up with my ex-girlfriend, after she confessed to still being in love with me. I logged into Facebook after she left, only to find her status set to "I think I just made a big mistake." FML

#19272838
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24485) - you deserved it (7860)

On 03/13/2012 at 7:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my dad insisted on having a family movie night. He chose the movies Jaws and Mayday. I'm going on a diving expedition tomorrow. FML

#19271191
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21688) - you deserved it (2516)

On 03/13/2012 at 1:59pm - misc - by Samantha - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my therapist gave me some great self-sufficiency advice. It sounded familiar. When I got home I realized she had been quoting Christina Aguilera songs. For £100 an hour. FML

#19271086
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24817) - you deserved it (3608)

On 03/13/2012 at 1:33pm - health - by PixieWrists - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, I was shaving naked in my cold bathroom before showering. My wife walked up behind me, yelled "Shrinkage!" and flicked the head of my penis as hard as she could. FML

#19261628
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30999) - you deserved it (4092)

On 03/12/2012 at 12:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was the 10th caller on a radio show. I answered the question correctly. The DJ informed I won a free air guitar of my choosing. I yelled with excitement over the air. The DJ then instructed me how to use my new air guitar. FML

#19245135
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9746) - you deserved it (31609)

On 03/09/2012 at 11:55am - misc - by h4rdy (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I took my girlfriend out to a nice restaurant for our anniversary. Mid-way through the meal, a guy at the table across left for the restroom. My girlfriend reached over and swiped the guy's wallet from the table. My gonads went AWOL, and I couldn't even bring myself to call her out on it. FML

#19222204
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8228) - you deserved it (24167)

On 03/05/2012 at 5:55pm - misc - by mark (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, after a long therapy session, in which I poured out all my feelings of how happy and in love I am with whom I believe to be my soul-mate, my shrink asked me if I was sure this guy wasn't a figment of my imagination. FML

#18576133
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25083) - you deserved it (3190)

On 12/22/2011 at 12:50am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I realized that I've been intentionally causing arguments with my husband because the spare bed is more comfortable. FML

#18575911
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9408) - you deserved it (31615)

On 12/22/2011 at 12:31am - intimacy - by sninapeters - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that I can no longer sleep over at his house because his cat doesn't like it. FML

#18573641
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27986) - you deserved it (3926)

On 12/21/2011 at 8:41pm - animals - by kaipodable - United States (California)

Today, I came to the conclusion that my dad must have had a psychotic break, because when I came home, he was wearing sunglasses indoors, and blasted out Skrillex music all through the evening. The sound of diarrhea pouring into a gutter would make for better music than this. FML

#18547021
476 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19699) - you deserved it (16222)

On 12/18/2011 at 6:48pm - misc - by fmT719 - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML

#18482444
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26262) - you deserved it (16644)

On 12/11/2011 at 2:23am - misc - by Embarrassed Swimmer (woman) - Australia (Victoria)



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