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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 16 December 1996 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3410
  • Number of comments : 165
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 23 posted

About tpike1296 : Updating my info again. I'm a brony, so that's important. My profile picture is an unfinished OC. (No cutie mark, or full name) Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash are both best pony. If anyone wants to reach me to talk, whether it be about MLP, music, video games, computers, science, or random stuff, I'd be more than happy to talk.
email: tpike1296@aol.com
Skype: xxxxunderground
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/133741if3 (Please ignore the horrible user name, that was when I was obsessed with The Matrix and was attempting to learn how to hack, and Facebook won't let you change it)

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Today, I went to the gynecologist. As she was checking me out, she said, "Wow. So you must get wet a lot." It took me several minutes to realize she was talking about my job bathing dogs. FML

#19820234
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21998) - you deserved it (2848)

On 06/20/2012 at 7:08pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, after having sex with my girlfriend, I jokingly held the condom above my mouth. Somehow, the condom busted, and everything went over my face. Worse still, we're now wondering just how safe this condom really was. FML

#19743887
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13834) - you deserved it (37095)

On 06/06/2012 at 12:02pm - intimacy - by Rob (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML

#19582200
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28572) - you deserved it (6422)

On 05/06/2012 at 2:01pm - love - by Bridget (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I was really close to climaxing, when he suddenly stopped, smirked, and said, "Hang on, I'm buffering." FML

#19580511
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30371) - you deserved it (3541)

On 05/06/2012 at 2:39am - intimacy - by Kwalker3 - United States (California)

Today, while watching TV with my wife, I realized that we were still watching "My Little Pony" even though the kids had been asleep for half an hour. FML

#19495403
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20880) - you deserved it (5120)

On 04/19/2012 at 12:08pm - misc - by ajnmegs - United States (Colorado)

Today, I realized the reason my 20-year-old daughter has been so moody and aggressive is because she missed the promotional My Little Pony toys at McDonald's. FML

#19430484
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21662) - you deserved it (4610)

On 04/08/2012 at 2:55pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was cleaning the windows at work and a guy walked in so I opened the door for him. After I opened the door, he stood there with his eyes closed and his arms open. I thought he wanted a hug so I hugged him. Apparently he wanted me to spray him with Windex. FML

#19409952
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20372) - you deserved it (2907)

On 04/05/2012 at 12:13am - work - by Kait - United States

Today, my wife and I went to our friend's house to play some pool. While playing, a Cicada started to fly towards my face, so I flipped my pool stick over and swatted at it with the fat end of the stick. I hit the bug. However, with the skinny side I hit myself in the snow-globes. FML

#19409453
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8029) - you deserved it (18405)

On 04/04/2012 at 10:50pm - misc - by Chris (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I took a very expensive flight to New York City for a job interview. I waited in my hotel room all day for the phone call to go to my once in a lifetime interview. By noon I was nervous, eight I was pissed. Around ten I realized my phone was still in airplane mode. FML

#19381201
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27452) - you deserved it (19427)

On 03/31/2012 at 8:35am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was talking about phobias and anxiety disorders in psychology class. I nearly had a panic attack because I was worried that someone might realize I suffer from them. FML

#19370577
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20835) - you deserved it (3493)

On 03/29/2012 at 4:16pm - work - by nicoleee - United States

Today, I made a new friend. He seemed pretty cool, until we came to the topic of religion and the ancient alien theory. I'm seemingly now friends with a guy who thinks alien Jesus raped an Earth woman, and we're the resulting cross-breed. FML

#19355965
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18827) - you deserved it (3148)

On 03/27/2012 at 3:40am - misc - by blueglover - United States (California)

Today, I was leaning over a fence in a pasture to get a closer look at something. Nobody warned my nuts that it was an electric fence. FML

#19355667
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18818) - you deserved it (9469)

On 03/27/2012 at 1:52am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I learned a valuable lesson: Make sure you learn to swim at a very young age, or else you might end up a in a swimming class with a bunch 3 and 4 year-olds, taught by your crush. FML

#19350578
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24813) - you deserved it (5865)

On 03/26/2012 at 10:51am - misc - by stupdude3 (man) - United States

Today, my mother told me it's okay to be a prostitute, as long as I make sure the clients pay a lot. FML

#19348653
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26642) - you deserved it (3689)

On 03/26/2012 at 12:11am - intimacy - by Teenagegirl (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, as I was walking home from work, I became the victim of a drive-by peanutting. Yes, apparently I'm only worth a bag of nuts. FML

#19341181
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17840) - you deserved it (2194)

On 03/24/2012 at 9:41pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)



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