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Today, I got into a heated argument at a restaurant with a guy I am seeing because he refused to let me pay for the bill and I thought it was sexist. When he finally agreed, I gave the waiter my card, only to have him return a minute later telling me it was declined. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11967) - you deserved it (73859)

On 06/17/2009 at 11:25am - money - by feminist (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)



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