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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 June 1989 (25 years)
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Today, I had one more gift to buy: a copy of Fight Club. I asked a person working at Best Buy if they had any in stock. The man wouldn't sell me the last copy because I had broken the first two rules. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26799) - you deserved it (11853)

On 12/24/2009 at 3:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my 6 year old son learned that if you give a mouse a cookie, he will ask for a glass of milk. But if you give a hamster a cookie, he will try to shove the whole thing in his mouth, choke, and die. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42022) - you deserved it (4448)

On 10/17/2009 at 5:08pm - kids - by hamster cookie - Sent from mobile version

Today, I met with a friend who had gained some weight since I saw him last. After a friendly hug, I put my hand on his new man boob and, without thinking, left it there way too long. I realized that I was groping him and, in a panic, did the only thing I could think of. I patted it. Twice. FML


I agree, your life sucks (15660) - you deserved it (49990)

On 06/30/2009 at 6:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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