Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 June 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1053
  • Number of comments : 160
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

totes_sucks's page activity

Visits<b>Doubtful_Judge</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 11:31pm<b>alice_18</b> - the 09/09/2014 at 12:30am<b>Chelseyy52</b> - the 08/02/2014 at 11:18am<b>lennelleong</b> - the 09/26/2013 at 3:13am<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 9:56pm<b></b> - the 01/11/2011 at 5:32am<b>Obecny75</b> - the 09/19/2010 at 8:59pm<b>TigerTattoo</b> - the 07/27/2010 at 1:40am<b>QuietMayhem</b> - the 06/14/2010 at 10:10am<b>nerdsgetmehot</b> - the 05/26/2010 at 11:05pm<b>clei</b> - the 05/09/2010 at 11:13am<b>NattyP</b> - the 05/07/2010 at 6:52pm<b>another_girl</b> - the 05/06/2010 at 11:30pm<b>Meeka</b> - the 05/06/2010 at 11:28pm<b>namie1991</b> - the 05/06/2010 at 10:40pm<b>vw62</b> - the 05/06/2010 at 10:23pm<b>NicoleIAm</b> - the 05/06/2010 at 9:22pm<b>Ryder556</b> - the 05/06/2010 at 9:14pm

totes_sucks's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

totes_sucks's favorite FMLs

Today, I had one more gift to buy: a copy of Fight Club. I asked a person working at Best Buy if they had any in stock. The man wouldn't sell me the last copy because I had broken the first two rules. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30369) - you deserved it (12812)

On 12/24/2009 at 3:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my 6 year old son learned that if you give a mouse a cookie, he will ask for a glass of milk. But if you give a hamster a cookie, he will try to shove the whole thing in his mouth, choke, and die. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45791) - you deserved it (4824)

On 10/17/2009 at 5:08pm - kids - by hamster cookie - Sent from mobile version

Today, I met with a friend who had gained some weight since I saw him last. After a friendly hug, I put my hand on his new man boob and, without thinking, left it there way too long. I realized that I was groping him and, in a panic, did the only thing I could think of. I patted it. Twice. FML


I agree, your life sucks (16993) - you deserved it (52348)

On 06/30/2009 at 6:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Mselle Risa's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • FML Pics : The top 4 pics
  • They say that a picture is worth a boring bunch of words thrown at you by a corporate robot. That's true. Corporate robots are the worst. Anyway, the FML Pics app is still being downloaded all over the…

Tuesday 24 November 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: