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totes_sucks
  • Town/Country : Hertfordshire, England
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 June 1989 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 783
  • Number of comments : 160
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Today, I had one more gift to buy: a copy of Fight Club. I asked a person working at Best Buy if they had any in stock. The man wouldn't sell me the last copy because I had broken the first two rules. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20909) - you deserved it (9426)

On 12/24/2009 at 3:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my 6 year old son learned that if you give a mouse a cookie, he will ask for a glass of milk. But if you give a hamster a cookie, he will try to shove the whole thing in his mouth, choke, and die. FML

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On 10/17/2009 at 5:08pm - kids - by hamster cookie - Sent from mobile version

Today, I met with a friend who had gained some weight since I saw him last. After a friendly hug, I put my hand on his new man boob and, without thinking, left it there way too long. I realized that I was groping him and, in a panic, did the only thing I could think of. I patted it. Twice. FML

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142 comments

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On 06/30/2009 at 6:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

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On 06/11/2009 at 12:06pm - misc - by I_Am_The_Edge (man) - United States (California)

Today, my football club gave us all jerseys with our last names on them. My last name is 'Flicker'. The letters are all in uppercase. And the 'L' and the 'I' are joined together at the bottom. My jersey reads 'FUCKER'. FML

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On 05/14/2009 at 3:23am - misc - by Flicker (man) - Australia (New South Wales)



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