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Today, my boss in my police dept. told me to start enforcing the "no bikes on sidewalks" law which we usually ignore. I pulled up behind the first person I saw riding a bike on a sidewalk and flashed my lights. It turned out to be a boy with down syndrome who was so upset he cried and peed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57499) - you deserved it (9163)

On 05/12/2009 at 2:29pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was in the change room at the local YMCA. I went to use the hair dryer but couldn't because a naked old man was bent over, butt cheeks spread wide with his hands, and ass aimed at the dryer. He seemed to be enjoying it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44411) - you deserved it (2308)

On 03/05/2009 at 1:45pm - misc - by nuberific (man) - Canada (Ontario)