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Today, I just remembered that I changed my Gmail display name to "Rice Ball" out of privacy-paranoia a while back. I've been using this same email to apply to several professional jobs. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15625) - you deserved it (35251)

On 04/15/2013 at 1:58am - misc - by geeshock1987 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was driving home from a friend's house after a night of partying. Suddenly, I had to poop worse than I ever had to in my entire life. The pain was so bad I had to pull over and pretend to be checking my tires while I let out the entire contents of my bowels onto the road. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34879) - you deserved it (7986)

On 04/07/2013 at 9:47pm - health - by poopy pants - United States (Minnesota)



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