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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 7 July 1991 (24 years)
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About toricakes : FML had the only written things that can make me laugh out loud
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Today, my son told me he was afraid of monsters under his bed. When I poked my head under to show him nothing was there, the family cat sprang out and clawed me in the face. Now I have a gash on my chin, and my son refuses to go anywhere near his bed. FML


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