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  • Town/Country : Bite Me, US
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 7 July 1991 (22 years)
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Today, my son told me he was afraid of monsters under his bed. When I poked my head under to show him nothing was there, the family cat sprang out and clawed me in the face. Now I have a gash on my chin, and my son refuses to go anywhere near his bed. FML

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