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toodrunc2no
  • Town/Country : orlando, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 16 June 1985 (26 years)
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55376) - you deserved it (2304)

On 05/25/2009 at 12:43pm - love - by nadette (man) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend and I went down to the pier. I brought an empty bottle and some paper, and we both constructed a massive letter expressing our passionate love for each other. We stuck it in the bottle, and threw it out to sea, only to see it explode in slow motion on a protruding rock. FML

#2220782 (226)

I agree, your life sucks (35124) - you deserved it (9459)

On 05/23/2009 at 8:16pm - love - by CastAway (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I got a call saying that my son was chasing all the girls in the class with his "Sword of Death", otherwise known as my dildo. FML

#2147353 (358)

I agree, your life sucks (68943) - you deserved it (32612)

On 05/21/2009 at 3:18pm - intimacy - by a (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14 year old boy. FML

#1617373 (536)

I agree, your life sucks (65839) - you deserved it (177674)

On 05/04/2009 at 2:12am - love - by Iman (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was playing with my pet hamster and I decided to put it down my pants for fun. It started running around and I actually got aroused. My mom then walked into my room to see me with an erection and my pet hamster poking his head out of the hole in my boxers. FML

#878433 (735)

I agree, your life sucks (29266) - you deserved it (210201)

On 04/08/2009 at 10:14pm - intimacy - by hammylove (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

#503348 (832)

I agree, your life sucks (32064) - you deserved it (381780)

On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)