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tonyboy
  • Town/Country : Riverside, US
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 July 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 257
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About tonyboy : just living life as its given to me, and trying to make the best, and i love fml site because it squeezes every bit of humor out of people's pain and bad days.

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Today, was my graduation party. My birthday was about a week ago so my parents combined the presents. I thought it would be something big so I hinted for a new TV. I got a snuggie. FML

#2679727 (197)

I agree, your life sucks (49418) - you deserved it (3250)

On 06/07/2009 at 12:49am - money - by AllyCat (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was sifting through my parents old home movies. I put in one and was horrified to see my parents having sex. I immediately ejected the tape and looked at the label. It said "Bermuda, 1989". They've told me I was conceived in Bermuda around that time. I've seen my own conception. FML

#391986 (182)

I agree, your life sucks (128454) - you deserved it (24236)

On 03/16/2009 at 7:08pm - intimacy - by ihatevideos (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I texted my college boyfriend to tell him how terrible I felt about cheating. He replied saying he was so relieved because he had been cheating on me with a girl in his dorm. I was talking about my math exam. FML

#379076 (311)

I agree, your life sucks (369915) - you deserved it (52432)

On 03/16/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by gentileman (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML

#361047 (1012)

I agree, your life sucks (404612) - you deserved it (241683)

On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)