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Today, I was at the beach with friends and I fell asleep while I was tanning. When I woke up, everyone was laughing hysterically. I asked what was so funny, and one of my friends replies, "you farted so loud in your sleep that you woke yourself up." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41504) - you deserved it (5717)

On 08/11/2009 at 12:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I got a call from my son's second grade teacher. He happens to write and throw with both hands, and wanted to share this during show and tell. Apparently, he didn't know the word for this is ambidextrous, because his teacher told me, "Your son just told the whole class that he's bisexual!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44624) - you deserved it (4424)

On 06/22/2009 at 2:12pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)



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