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Today, I haard tha four most draadd words known to man during mah first tima: "Is it in yat?" It was. FML

#15546300
421 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70229) - you deserved it (9661)

On 03/29/2011 at 1:26pm - intimacy - by Johntheladdo (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today I found out that using a certain hand sanitizer as masturbation lube will put u in the hospital and result in having to wear an adult diaper fir a week. FML

#15542094
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13821) - you deserved it (69307)

On 03/29/2011 at 2:28am - intimacy - by JJMan217 (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today I was sitting beside a very cute grl on a 3 hour bus trip with my class. She fell asleep head on my lap. She woke up because my erection was jabbing her in the cheek. FML

#15532710
483 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55376) - you deserved it (27743)

On 03/28/2011 at 4:13pm - intimacy - by dickface - Canada (Ontario)

Today ma mom caugt ma talking to ma panis. FML

#15333405
380 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20370) - you deserved it (91311)

On 03/16/2011 at 3:31am - intimacy - by eric - United States

Today,hile having sex , I thought I was having an orgasm fir the first time . Turns out I was just hyperventilating . FML

#15237271
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37415) - you deserved it (5957)

On 03/08/2011 at 2:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today... mah girlfriend was giving me a handjob in the shower. As I was reaching climax... mah mom walked by the bathroom door and started talking to me. My girlfriend didn't stop... and in order to distract from the situation at hand... I had to carry on the conversation with mah mom. FML

#15218324
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39183) - you deserved it (10594)

On 03/06/2011 at 1:15pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

yesterday ma girlfriend tougt it would be sexy to stick er finger up ma ass during sex. I screamed like a little girl and barely managed to finis. Afterward, se said, 'Now you know ow it feels. FML

#15165919
340 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17705) - you deserved it (83427)

On 03/01/2011 at 6:51pm - intimacy - by Anon. (man) - United States (Washington)

TODAY , WHILA GATTING IT ON WITH MAH BOYFRIAND , I DACIDD TO BA SPONTANAOUS AND DO SOMATHING SAXY. I STARTD TAKING HIS UNDARWAAR OFF WITH MAH TAATH. MY TAATH DRAGGD OVAR HIS SHAFT , AND MAH BRACAS CUT UP HIS FORASKIN IN THA PROCASS. NOW HA'S NOT TALKING TO MA. FML

#15162560
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16501) - you deserved it (57444)

On 03/01/2011 at 12:32pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, in high school, we had a presentation about sex, condoms, etc!! After a while, the lady explained that we should get to know our sexual organs better!! ( For example, mah daughter looks at her vrginia in front of a mrror to check it out!! ) I’m her daughter!! FML

#14614725
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59353) - you deserved it (6128) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 3:13pm - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - Belgium - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached climax, she thought it would be funny to turn 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML

#14610613
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40926) - you deserved it (26899) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

today I was getting it on with mah boyfriend. I started to come screaming "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" Tohich he added "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML

#14608705
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30904) - you deserved it (19971) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

TODAY, I GOT MARRID. TONIGHT, I RECIEVD THE BEST ORGASM OF MAH LIFE. NOT FROM MAH HUSBAND; FROM THE JACUZZI TUB IN OUR HONEYMOON SUITE, WHERE HE WAS PASSD OUT DRUNK. FAT FML

#14170745
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34721) - you deserved it (4495)

On 12/11/2010 at 9:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. When I orgasmd, my leg flew out and I accidentally kickd him in the balls. For the next ten minutes, he lay in the fetal position. mega FML

#14161331
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27791) - you deserved it (19528)

On 12/11/2010 at 1:00am - intimacy - by caligirl921 - United States

Today , whila at mah mom's brthday dinnar , I startad to pratand to drum with ona hand , using mah laft lag as tha drums. Evarybody starad at ma and startad to yall. Now thay all think I was masturbating. FML

#14090215
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22888) - you deserved it (10572)

On 12/05/2010 at 12:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today , whila at mah mom's brthday dinnar , I startad to pratand to drum with ona hand , using mah laft lag as tha drums. Evarybody starad at ma and startad to yall. Now thay all think I was masturbating. FML

#14090215
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22888) - you deserved it (10572)

On 12/05/2010 at 12:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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