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tomgun
  • Town/Country : Toronto, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
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About tomgun : Tomorrow could be your last day on earth so enjoy it while you still can but please for the love of god don't YOLO it because don't forget that; you also only die once.

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Today, it was my son's fifth birthday. I asked my grandmother, who is a baker, to make a birthday cake for the party. Two hours after the party started, she arrived drunk with a large ham with candles in it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47685) - you deserved it (4224)

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