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About tomgun : Tomorrow could be your last day on earth so enjoy it while you still can but please for the love of god don't YOLO it because don't forget that; you also only die once.
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Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML
Today, it was my son's fifth birthday. I asked my grandmother, who is a baker, to make a birthday cake for the party. Two hours after the party started, she arrived drunk with a large ham with candles in it. FML
Friday 22 May 2015