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tomgun

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tomgun

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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 202
  • Number of comments : 90
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About tomgun : Tomorrow could be your last day on earth so enjoy it while you still can but please for the love of god don't YOLO it because don't forget that; you also only die once.

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Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML

#21142112
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45316) - you deserved it (12770)

On 05/16/2014 at 6:25pm - intimacy - by wtf (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I bought my niece a plush My Little Pony figure for her birthday. Only after she unwrapped it did I realize that it was meant to be a sex toy for grown men. FML

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193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40325) - you deserved it (16881)

On 04/26/2014 at 1:57am - kids - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, it was my son's fifth birthday. I asked my grandmother, who is a baker, to make a birthday cake for the party. Two hours after the party started, she arrived drunk with a large ham with candles in it. FML

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119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48795) - you deserved it (4327)

On 08/08/2013 at 4:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)



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