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tolchock
  • Town/Country : Minneapolis, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About tolchock : I like slip n slides, short stories and cake.

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Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (83501) - you deserved it (3823)

On 07/01/2009 at 2:33am - misc - by kewlio45 - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my husband of 9 years announced he was gay. He insinuated that he was only able to achieve erections because I looked like a man. FML

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353 comments

I agree, your life sucks (315586) - you deserved it (27828)

On 03/21/2009 at 3:15am - intimacy - by jilted (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (460346) - you deserved it (571958)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)



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