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Today, my girlfriend admitted she had a nightmare about having sex with me. FML
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On 08/15/2012 at 7:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Kent)
Today, I wanted to take a romantic bath with my boyfriend. I set up the candles and hot water, but I had to take a dump. After my business was done, I called him into the bath. He walks in, sniffs, glances at the toilet and leaves. Guess what I forgot to flush. FML
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On 07/31/2012 at 11:53am - love - by TheMissMuffly (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was walking past a homeless guy while smoking; he asked if he could have a cigarette. So I gave him one and said without thinking, "Sorry, it’s a menthol, but beggars can't be choosers." FML
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Today, I caught my stylist in the mirror attempting to get his colleague to laugh by spitting on my head while washing my hair. FML
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On 06/27/2012 at 10:43pm - misc - by MonCoiffeurAdoré -
Today, the "My body is beautiful" t-shirt that my therapist gave me didn't fit. FML
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On 05/18/2012 at 10:46pm - health - by msassy - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I discovered that my acne glows yellow and orange under black lights while in front of a wall of them at a club. FML
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On 05/16/2012 at 12:43am - health - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my wife told me she was pregnant. I don't remember having sex since last year. FML
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On 05/12/2012 at 10:42am - intimacy - by rj - United States (Kansas)
Today, it was my birthday. I was heading back to my apartment and I heard noises inside the door. Assuming it was the surprise party I'd hinted at, I flicked on the lights as two heavy guys pushed past me. I was robbed. FML
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On 05/10/2012 at 8:28pm - money - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he would still love me if I became a vegetable. His response: "Well, the sex wouldn't be any different." FML
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On 05/08/2012 at 7:35am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, my ex, who I'm still in love with, emailed me. I thought she changed her mind about us, so I poured my heart out to her. She just wanted to let me know she has chlamydia, and advise me to go to the clinic. FML
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On 04/11/2012 at 7:05pm - health - by clinictime - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I posted on Facebook saying I'm in a new relationship. One of my buddies said, "You're cheating on Jill?" My girlfriend saw this and went completely nuts, not giving me a chance to explain that "Jill" is just a euphemism for your hand. FML
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On 04/03/2012 at 2:10pm - love - by jackmehoffa (man) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I offered an elderly man my seat on the train. He thanked me by winking and offering me a seat on his lap. FML
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On 04/01/2012 at 9:53am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, I was walking to a café with my soon-to-be boss. While crossing a busy street, I slipped in a puddle and accidentally grabbed his junk to catch myself. FML
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On 03/18/2012 at 11:04am - work - by cachucy - United States (Illinois)
Today, whilst stacking the dish washer I dropped a steak knife. Luckily, I caught it just before it hit my foot. I fist-pumped to celebrate my amazing catch and stabbed myself in the cheek. My parents couldn't stop laughing all the way to the hospital. FML
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On 03/14/2012 at 3:11pm - misc - by zztopspinner (man) - United States
Today, whilst stacking the dish washer I dropped a steak knife. Luckily, I caught it just before it hit my foot. I fist-pumped to celebrate my amazing catch and stabbed myself in the cheek. My parents couldn't stop laughing all the way to the hospital. FML
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On 03/14/2012 at 3:11pm - misc - by zztopspinner (man) - United States
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