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  • Town/Country : Port St. Lucie, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 12 July 1985 (28 years)
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Today, my 4 year old cousin is staying overnight. Every time I fall asleep he wakes me up to tell me I fell asleep. FML

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