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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
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- Today, my friend told me how depressing it is that she hasn't had sex in two weeks. I haven't had… Today, along with my virginity, my boyfriend took my laptop, iPhone, TV, and most of the food in my… Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina is "as clean as a dog's mouth." I'm not sure if that supposed…
- Today, I got braces. When I showed my mom, she said, "At least you'll lose weight because you can't… Today, I woke up from a dream in which I was making passionate love with a beautiful woman. The bad… Today, I learned that the apartment building which I just signed a 1 year lease on is now condemned…