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tmd4L
  • Town/Country : California, Us
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 3 June 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 247
  • Number of comments : 74
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I went for a checkup after having recently been fitted with dental implants. The oral surgeon I chose was supposedly the best in the area, but it turns out that he inserted the implants at the wrong angle. Now I have to have further surgery to correct it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21207) - you deserved it (1938)

On 01/31/2013 at 4:29pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my girlfriend called and said she had great news. Turns out I've cured her of that illness she gets every month. FML

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On 03/14/2012 at 3:51am - misc - by daddy-o - United States (Utah)

Today, my roommate told me there is some restricted number that keeps calling and waking her up at odd hours of the night. She then says she's getting the police involved to find out who it is because she feels "harassed". I'm the restricted caller calling to wake her up from snoring so loud. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12361) - you deserved it (24274)

On 04/14/2011 at 12:37am - misc - by wowimscrewed (woman) - United States (North Carolina)



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