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  • Birth Date : Monday 3 June 1991 (23 years)
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About tmd4L : Message me do whatever I'm just on here for a good laugh.

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Today, I went for a checkup after having recently been fitted with dental implants. The oral surgeon I chose was supposedly the best in the area, but it turns out that he inserted the implants at the wrong angle. Now I have to have further surgery to correct it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21779) - you deserved it (1961)

On 01/31/2013 at 4:29pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my girlfriend called and said she had great news. Turns out I've cured her of that illness she gets every month. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28744) - you deserved it (18028)

On 03/14/2012 at 3:51am - misc - by daddy-o - United States (Utah)

Today, my roommate told me there is some restricted number that keeps calling and waking her up at odd hours of the night. She then says she's getting the police involved to find out who it is because she feels "harassed". I'm the restricted caller calling to wake her up from snoring so loud. FML

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