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tmd4L

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 3 June 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 459
  • Number of comments : 78
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About tmd4L : Message me do whatever I'm just on here for a good laugh.

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tmd4L's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out my fiancée's been cheating on me. Her excuse? Her ADHD made her do it. FML

#21257049
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35760) - you deserved it (2716)

On 09/12/2014 at 5:36pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. Unfortunately, she started fake-moaning like a pornstar before I even entered her, totally killing the mood and my boner. She swore she hadn't moaned, accused me of not finding her attractive enough, and angrily left. FML

#21252510
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35228) - you deserved it (5598)

On 09/05/2014 at 4:55pm - intimacy - by Perdito_Coño (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I complimented a guy on his beard. His response? "Thanks. Wanna sit on it?" FML

Today, I went for a checkup after having recently been fitted with dental implants. The oral surgeon I chose was supposedly the best in the area, but it turns out that he inserted the implants at the wrong angle. Now I have to have further surgery to correct it. FML

#20487790
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25509) - you deserved it (2243)

On 01/31/2013 at 4:29pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my girlfriend called and said she had great news. Turns out I've cured her of that illness she gets every month. FML

#19276120
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28889) - you deserved it (18080)

On 03/14/2012 at 3:51am - misc - by daddy-o - United States (Utah)

Today, my roommate told me there is some restricted number that keeps calling and waking her up at odd hours of the night. She then says she's getting the police involved to find out who it is because she feels "harassed". I'm the restricted caller calling to wake her up from snoring so loud. FML

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118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14957) - you deserved it (28258)

On 04/14/2011 at 12:37am - misc - by wowimscrewed (woman) - United States (North Carolina)



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