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tmcclara15
  • Town/Country : Zephyr, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 24 June 1995 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 137
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About tmcclara15 : I Love Classic Rock, That 70s Show, and anything history.

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Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML

#17115448
468 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46857) - you deserved it (7159)

On 07/15/2011 at 12:24am - animals - by flipnazn - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to speak Parseltongue to my vagina to "prepare the Chamber of Secrets for entry". FML

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205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33533) - you deserved it (8033)

On 12/13/2010 at 12:35pm - intimacy - by Wisconsin love - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

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482 comments

I agree, your life sucks (199874) - you deserved it (58938)

On 04/02/2009 at 1:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my boyfriend came over for dinner, but couldn't eat because he had just gotten his tongue pierced. My grandpa heard this, winked at my boyfriend and said "Can't eat now, but I bet that's all you'll be doing in a few weeks..." My super protective father was sitting right next to him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (69197) - you deserved it (6936)

On 03/24/2009 at 6:41am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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