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tmcclara15
  • Town/Country : Zephyr, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 24 June 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 187
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About tmcclara15 : I Love Classic Rock, That 70s Show, and anything history.

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Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52784) - you deserved it (9115)

On 07/15/2011 at 12:24am - animals - by flipnazn - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to speak Parseltongue to my vagina to "prepare the Chamber of Secrets for entry". FML

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On 12/13/2010 at 12:35pm - intimacy - by Wisconsin love - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my boyfriend came over for dinner, but couldn't eat because he had just gotten his tongue pierced. My grandpa heard this, winked at my boyfriend and said "Can't eat now, but I bet that's all you'll be doing in a few weeks..." My super protective father was sitting right next to him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (76032) - you deserved it (8501)

On 03/24/2009 at 6:41am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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