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tkdNut
  • Town/Country : u.s. of a.
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 29 April 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 7109
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About tkdNut : lurve the fighting, on screen and in the ring.
also a major tattoo freak

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Today, I spotted one of my close friends using the ATM outside our school's university center. I decided to creep up behind him, grab his shoulders abruptly, and shouted in my best deep man voice "give me all your money!". Turned out to be a poor, unsuspecting freshman. He gave me his money. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7817) - you deserved it (49112)

On 04/22/2009 at 10:22pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was in a store using the only bathroom there. After I was done, I realized I couldn't open the door. Panicked it locked me in, I banged on the door, and screamed for help. The security and a whole group of people gathered, only to find that I was pulling the door instead of pushing it. FML

#851826 (134)

I agree, your life sucks (11380) - you deserved it (65835)

On 04/07/2009 at 11:51am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Japan

Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML

#837103 (577)

I agree, your life sucks (40701) - you deserved it (114321)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:51pm - intimacy - by FML.. (woman) - China (Hebei)

Today, we sparred for Tae Kwon Do. I forgot my cup, but I didn't think anyone sucked enough to hit me below the belt. 5 seconds into a match, some girl knees me in the happy sacks. After writhing in pain for 30 seconds, I got back up to spar. I didn't think she sucked enough to do it again. She did. FML

#763376 (226)

I agree, your life sucks (49949) - you deserved it (21484)

On 04/02/2009 at 6:28am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)



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