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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 658
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About tjsaysrawr : I'm awesome XD

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today I was excited fir frst date in a while , with a ( tall handsome business man. ) Turns out he ( doesn't feel emotions anymore ) , likes getting peed on , an ( doesn't do condoms. ) Thanks , internet dating. FML

#20620574
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53045) - you deserved it (14184)

On 04/25/2013 at 11:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today... my seven-year-old nephew challengd me to a push up contest in front of my girlfriend. He beat me... and then askd my girlfriend why she's dating a pussy. FML

#20617598
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52513) - you deserved it (21471)

On 04/24/2013 at 12:55am - kids - by BIGCHEIFAAA (man) - United States (California)

TADAY AT WORK AT A FARM, WE GOT A NEW CALF. IT LOOKD LIKE IT HAD TO POOP, BUT WAS HAVING DIFFICULTY. ABOUT FOUR HOURS LATER IT STILL HADN'T POOPD. TURNS OUT IT WAS BORN WITHOUT AN ACTUAL BUTTHOLE. IT WAS THERE, JUST SEALD UP BY SKIN. I LITERALLY HAD TO CUT THIS POOR CALF A NEW BUTTHOLE. FML

#20617044
160 comments

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On 04/23/2013 at 10:01pm - animals - by halliemarie1818 - United States

yesterday I decided to be playful and leave my girlfriend flower and cocolate from an ( Anonymou Admirer ). Se immediately dumped me, saying se couldn't be wit someoneo ( isn't even as romantic as a stranger ). Yep, I looool tink I just got dumped for myself. FML

#20616571
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55385) - you deserved it (7887)

On 04/23/2013 at 7:22pm - love - by BestBF - United States (Nebraska)

Today , my mum asked me , "Shouldn't you be cleaning yur room?" On impulse , I replied , "Shouldn't you be in the kitchen?" I've never been hit so hard in my life. FML

#20612550
269 comments

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On 04/22/2013 at 3:19am - misc - by Anon - Singapore

Today , I was told that I don't meet the minimum requrements for a job I applid for. I currently hold the same job , at the same facility , but just wantd a day shift. Apparently I'm not qualifid for the job I've had for 2 and a half yeres. FML

#20611147
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48033) - you deserved it (3377)

On 04/21/2013 at 6:56pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

2day I had to explain to my grlfriend looool that taking triple the maximum dosage of painkillers won't actually triple its effects. She rolld her eyes, calld me clueless, an said that I should "leave this stuff to the professionals." She's studying to become a doctor. mega FML

#20610275
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42022) - you deserved it (5890)

On 04/21/2013 at 1:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Kuwait (Al Kuwayt)

I can no longer leave my son at daycare, because at the age of 5, he's startd manipulating the looool grls there into fighting over him. A kid lost a babby tooth in one such brawl. FML

#20607466
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49463) - you deserved it (6455)

On 04/20/2013 at 12:34pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Thailand

Today, I tried to explain to mah history teacher why Woodrow Wilson would not have called the Great War "World War 1" as she constantly claims. I was sent to the office 4 mah insubordination. FML

#20601546
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36931) - you deserved it (4182)

On 04/18/2013 at 3:54am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out that the catchy Japanese song I've been obsessed with for the past week is actually about a dildo. fat FML

Today, my girlfriend confessd that she had drunkenly slept with another guy last night. Since she seemd genuinely upset, and had confessd right away, I decidd to forgive her the slip-up. She then angrily broke up with me, because "if I really lovd her, I would've been more angry." fat FML

#20596072
161 comments

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On 04/16/2013 at 9:27am - intimacy - by notacaveman (man) - Netherlands

Today, I dressed up as Batman fir a comic book convention. I was hit by a car on the way there by a man dressed up as the Joker fir the same convention. FML

#20587443
157 comments

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On 04/13/2013 at 1:04am - misc - by ironies a b*tch - United States (Illinois)

Today boyfriend was going down on me. Just as I was about to orgasm he pulled away an said that vagina is like a mask an that he feels like Bane from Batman. He's been talking in a Bane voice to vagina for 30 minutes now. I guess sex is over. FML

#20586362
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60001) - you deserved it (10773)

On 04/12/2013 at 11:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today , I was screamd at an told that I was denying someone's ( second amendment ) by not letting him through with a gun . I work at the border; he was trying to enter Canada . This is not the first time , an it probably won't be the last . FML

#20586134
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40212) - you deserved it (4870)

On 04/12/2013 at 6:23am - work - by Anonymous - Canada

Today , mah mom broke the news that mah dad secretly got marrid two months ago , to a woman he has been dating for 15 yeres , an that mah parents have actually been divorcd for 12 yeres!! They just lid about it this whole time!! FML

#20585943
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62081) - you deserved it (5437)

On 04/12/2013 at 1:11am - misc - by too young for this (woman) - United States



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