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Today, I was screamed at and told that I was denying someone's "second amendment" by not letting him through with a gun. I work at the border; he was trying to enter Canada. This is not the first time, and it probably won't be the last. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40017) - you deserved it (4856)

On 04/12/2013 at 6:23am - work - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, while on the bus, the guy sitting beside me let out the vilest and most nauseating fart I've ever encountered, the kind that could retroactively sterilize five generations of one's ancestors with the smell alone. As I gagged, he smirked and said, "That's Taco Bell for ya." FML

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On 01/18/2013 at 8:32pm - misc - by methane overload (man) - United States



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