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Today, my wife is giving birth to our first born. I am an officer stationed overseas. Apparently, I am not only missing the birth, but I also missed the conception. FML


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On 07/08/2012 at 8:30pm - love - by moodyreallyrocks - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I thought it would be funny to bother my friend Emily. I kept punching her. She asked if I wanted to fight. I agreed because she's a 15 year old skinny girl and I'm 17 year old buff guy. She beat the crap out of me until I cried. FML


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On 05/24/2009 at 5:49am - misc - by AyoitsSteveo (man) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up to 70 new text messages and 100 calls all from numbers I didn't know. The night before I got into a heated argument with my old best friend about who was prettier. She got mad and posted my number on Craigslist as a prostitute. Apparently I won. FML


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On 03/31/2009 at 9:48am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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