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About titzenpitzer : NEVER EVER IN YOUR LIFE CLICK THIS LINK. Go ahead. Don't. (edit: it seems you simply can't click it. Good. Don't copy paste it into your browser then) http://megablastor.bandcamp.com/
I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
50 quality responses
Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Today, my mom's intense fear of tornadoes caused her to break into the bathroom, drag me off the toilet while I was changing my tampon, and drag me to the basement with my pants around my ankles to join my father, brother, and my brother's best friend. FML
Friday 5 February 2016