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titanium89man
  • Town/Country : Tacoma, WA, US
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 24 February 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 3377
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About titanium89man : I'm in the Army.

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Today, I texted the hottest girl in the school saying, "I really like you, we should date". She responded with a text saying, "Sorry, I'm not into you." I then got a text saying, "Sorry, my brother stole my phone, and answered, but still it's no". I got rejected twice. Once by a man. FML

#1213141
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I agree, your life sucks (50901) - you deserved it (8192)

On 04/22/2009 at 12:09am - love - by misterhippo (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home calling bingo numbers. One woman stood up and started making noises, so I assumed she had won and started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death. FML

#32415
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I agree, your life sucks (70953) - you deserved it (8745)

On 02/12/2009 at 5:21pm - misc - by janedoe (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Mid-thrust she says "I love you, Jeremy." Then in rapid succession, she fires off 2 other names. None of the names were mine. FML

#15968
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I agree, your life sucks (41772) - you deserved it (2417)

On 02/08/2009 at 9:14pm - intimacy - by ADT (man) - United States (California)



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