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  • Birth Date : Friday 1 July 1988 (26 years)
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Today, I went to the pharmacy to buy condoms. My card was declined, and I had to stand and watch in morbid fascination as the man behind me kindly paid for my purchase. His reason was "God forbid a maxed out Visa should get in the way of fucking." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (65584) - you deserved it (18705)

On 06/01/2013 at 1:09am - intimacy - by Samprib (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, a doctor examined my wrist, which is completely swollen and painful. He diagnosed a case of tendonitis and asked me, "Do you use this hand for a particular sort of sport?" I just smiled like a twit. FML

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On 11/27/2009 at 4:24pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I witnessed a horrible car accident and was interviewed by the local news. During the interview I said, "It was terrible. It was like watching a silent movie... but there was sound!" The interview has been aired 6 times. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29983) - you deserved it (74705)

On 06/04/2009 at 9:07pm - misc - by LadyChristina25 - United States (Rhode Island)



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