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tiril1124
  • Town/Country : Davison, United States
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  • Birth Date : Friday 1 July 1988 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 290
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I went to the pharmacy to buy condoms. My card was declined, and I had to stand and watch in morbid fascination as the man behind me kindly paid for my purchase. His reason was "God forbid a maxed out Visa should get in the way of fucking." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (63173) - you deserved it (17996)

On 06/01/2013 at 1:09am - intimacy - by Samprib (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, a doctor examined my wrist, which is completely swollen and painful. He diagnosed a case of tendonitis and asked me, "Do you use this hand for a particular sort of sport?" I just smiled like a twit. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7285) - you deserved it (39654)

On 11/27/2009 at 4:24pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I witnessed a horrible car accident and was interviewed by the local news. During the interview I said, "It was terrible. It was like watching a silent movie... but there was sound!" The interview has been aired 6 times. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28747) - you deserved it (72686)

On 06/04/2009 at 9:07pm - misc - by LadyChristina25 - United States (Rhode Island)



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