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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 26 March 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 20631
  • Number of comments : 52
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About tipsypiink : hey creepers- ya, you. stop stalkin my page. kthxbai.

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tipsypiink's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that my brother was selling pictures of me showering. For what? World of Warcraft money. FML

#4073449
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67189) - you deserved it (4406)

On 07/27/2009 at 3:32am - misc - by Anon (woman) - Singapore

Today, I went to a funeral for my coworker's father. While there, my dad's cell phone rang and he left to answer it. I turned to my brother and said, "I can't believe he brought his cell phone!" He whispered, "I can't believe he's got coverage. This is a dead zone!" I laughed loudly. At a funeral. FML

#4053619
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23757) - you deserved it (56121)

On 07/26/2009 at 1:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up from the worst nightmare I've ever had. After tearfully explaining to my boyfriend, in detail, how bad this dream was, he told me to "put on my big girl panties" and make him breakfast. FML

#3998024
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43512) - you deserved it (12634)

On 07/24/2009 at 2:40am - love - by vanguardwiley (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was at Target with my mom and we finished purchasing our items. We had gotten a fan so I said, "This thing is too big to fit in." First thing my mom yells? "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!" and starts laughing hysterically in front of the entire store. FML

#3692539
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47853) - you deserved it (11952)

On 07/12/2009 at 2:25pm - misc - by embarrassed (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML

#3503607
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65687) - you deserved it (3713)

On 07/05/2009 at 12:46pm - love - by fd_uplife (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML

#3503607
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65687) - you deserved it (3713)

On 07/05/2009 at 12:46pm - love - by fd_uplife (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML

#3503607
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65687) - you deserved it (3713)

On 07/05/2009 at 12:46pm - love - by fd_uplife (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML

#3503607
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65687) - you deserved it (3713)

On 07/05/2009 at 12:46pm - love - by fd_uplife (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boss told me he is a superhero. He has written countless comics about his crusades and adventures. I make fifty dollars an hour less than him. FML

#3494864
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38086) - you deserved it (3977)

On 07/05/2009 at 12:53am - money - by iloveZELOS (woman) - United States

Today, my drunk boyfriend thought it would be a good idea to light a firework in the back seat of my car while we were driving down the interstate. FML

#3486397
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40461) - you deserved it (6080)

On 07/04/2009 at 6:48pm - misc - by litup (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my dad woke me up by shaking me and saying "If you're not up in two minutes, I'm lighting a firecracker in your room." Thinking he wouldn't possibly set off a firecracker in the house, much less my room, I decided to call his bluff. My room still smells like gunpowder. FML

#3479922
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20519) - you deserved it (40851)

On 07/04/2009 at 1:31pm - misc - by Singed (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I woke up finding myself violently humping my pillow. My mom recorded it. FML

#3474895
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63147) - you deserved it (12250)

On 07/04/2009 at 4:58am - intimacy - by R_U_CEREAL (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I woke up finding myself violently humping my pillow. My mom recorded it. FML

#3474895
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63147) - you deserved it (12250)

On 07/04/2009 at 4:58am - intimacy - by R_U_CEREAL (man) - United States (Oregon)



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