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tipsypiink
  • Town/Country : Baton Rouge, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 26 March 1992 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 18792
  • Number of comments : 52
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About tipsypiink : hey creepers- ya, you. stop stalkin my page. kthxbai.

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Today, I saw a lesbian couple walking through the mall. One of the ladies walked up to me in the middle of the busy mall and started screaming at me about how rude it is to stare, and how we are all equal- straight or not. I was only staring because I'm a lesbian too, and they were hot. FML

#774931
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On 04/02/2009 at 10:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was working as the shift manager at my job at a fast food restaurant. Our company policy states that all employees must be clean shaven before coming to work. I had to inform one of the employees, Kris, that they had to shave before clocking in. Kris is a woman. FML

#766931
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On 04/02/2009 at 2:21pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was working as the shift manager at my job at a fast food restaurant. Our company policy states that all employees must be clean shaven before coming to work. I had to inform one of the employees, Kris, that they had to shave before clocking in. Kris is a woman. FML

#766931
131 comments

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On 04/02/2009 at 2:21pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was feeling sick and having trouble breathing easily. I decided to take a nap and apparently ended up sleeping with my mouth wide open since breathing was an issue. I woke up to my boyfriend trying to put his penis in my mouth. FML

#632473
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On 03/26/2009 at 9:45pm - intimacy - by coughandcold (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was trying to convince my boyfriend that I am NOT a dumb blonde. After screaming at the top of my lungs, I tripped over a bin and hit my head on a wall. FML

#582886
146 comments

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On 03/24/2009 at 7:10pm - misc - by blondie (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I walked home from a guy's dorm early in the morning, still wearing my dress and heels from the night before. I walked by a mother and her little daughter, who said "Mommy, why is she so dressed up so early in the morning?" and the mom replied "Because honey, she makes bad decisions." FML

#152596
77 comments

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On 02/27/2009 at 1:39pm - misc - by LuvShawn (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend owns and wears more thongs than I do. FML

#129411
53 comments

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On 02/24/2009 at 11:33pm - misc - by asdfghjkl_12 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
496 comments

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On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, my Mom came to pay me a short visit at college. She handed me some flowers, which were a Valentine's Day gift, because she "figured I wouldn't be getting any from anyone else this year." FML

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On 02/14/2009 at 1:23am - misc - by clementine8 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML

#581
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On 12/23/2008 at 11:11pm - love - by Lililaloose - Sent from mobile version

Today, I lost my cell phone. But found it again! And then dropped it in the toilet. FML

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