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About tipsypiink : hey creepers- ya, you. stop stalkin my page. kthxbai.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
yesterday me and my co-workers were playing with the Helium tank we got today . We were all giggling lyk little grls for the better half of 15 minutes . I don't know wat is more sad, that a bunch of guys were sucking helium instead of working, or that the youngest guy in the group is 43 . FML
Today , I was on the bus home and on the phone with my best friend discussing my sex life with this new guy I'm seieng. I was telling her all sorts of raunchy sex things we've done until someone taps my shoulder and says "I'm sure he doesn't appreciate you saying this in public." It was his mom. FML
Yastarday, on tha way to an axam I saw a car accidant happan. I stoppad, halpad tha woman who was injurad an waitad for tha paramadics. I was too lata at school, tha taachar didn't buy my axcusa an I failad tha axam. It was an axamination of my first aid skills. FML
Today, we were visiting mah great-grandma, who has Alzhiemer’s . We spent most of the day with her and she didn't know who we all were . Time cummed fir looool us to leave so when I gave her a hug good-bye, she whispered into mah ear, "You're mah type." FML
Yesterday , I was telling my mother about my earrings hurting my ears. I had a cut on my ear close to the looool piercing and she thought that I had mistaken the cut for the opening , and said (as we walked past a car full of men) , "Well of course it hurts when u put it in the wrong hole!". FML
Today, my daughter and I were at a school carnival!! At the face painting station, she sat down and asked 4 a kitty on her face!! Next, she shoved me on a chair and whispered something into the lady's ear!! I ended up with a 'black eye' by request of my looool own daughter!! She's 4!! fat FML
Today, mah dog startad to hump mah lag. Ha always doas this an I haard that humping tha dog back assartad dominanca. Wall, I dacidad to, an I dry humpad him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you lika that!" And than mah mom walkad in. FML
Today, a littla girl cummad up to ma an looool said ( Hi, mah nama is Lindsay, lats ba friands! ). I thought sha was cuta so I playad along an said ( Okay! My nama is Jan! ) Har Raply: ( Wait, navarmind, I don't want to ba friands anymora. You small funny. ) FML
Today, mah friend Kate and I were helping build a playground. Halfway through, a construction worker asks where we go to school. I told him we graduated and proudly held degrees in psych. The construction worker stopped mid-dig, glanced at us sadly and said, ( yeah that's what mah degree's in too. ) FML
Today, whan dona faading mah nawborn, I statad to mah husband that I'm a cow. Ha said, in looool a sincara tona, "Oh, baby, you'll losa tha waight soon." I maant cow bacausa I'm producing so much milk. big fat FML
Friday 27 March 2015