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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 26 March 1992 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 20185
  • Number of comments : 52
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About tipsypiink : hey creepers- ya, you. stop stalkin my page. kthxbai.

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Today , my dad told me about how my mother had a bad dream last night an began to scream "Don't take looool me , take my children!" FML

#2116644
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65242) - you deserved it (3645)

On 05/20/2009 at 4:49pm - misc - by lm (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

yesterday me and my co-workers were playing with the Helium tank we got today . We were all giggling lyk little grls for the better half of 15 minutes . I don't know wat is more sad, that a bunch of guys were sucking helium instead of working, or that the youngest guy in the group is 43 . FML

#2110386
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44244) - you deserved it (14142)

On 05/20/2009 at 11:42am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

today ma usband was leaving on a long business trip to Germany. As e's leaving... ma daugter starts crying. 'Dont leave me wit er !' se says. 'Take me wit u !' big fat FML

#2104254
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48066) - you deserved it (8218)

On 05/20/2009 at 1:18am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today , I was on the bus home and on the phone with my best friend discussing my sex life with this new guy I'm seieng. I was telling her all sorts of raunchy sex things we've done until someone taps my shoulder and says "I'm sure he doesn't appreciate you saying this in public." It was his mom. FML

#2093858
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27101) - you deserved it (96760)

On 05/19/2009 at 8:51pm - intimacy - by Kens (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I thought I could stay on the phone and go to the bathroom without him noticing. My mom knocks on the door and without even thinking, I yelled "I'M ON THE TOILET!" He said "ew.." FML

#2086057
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10099) - you deserved it (69054)

On 05/19/2009 at 5:51pm - misc - by June (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

as I was watcing a DVD, I noticed a spider crawling on ma crotc area. So, I panicked and smased te spider, smasing ma nuts in te process. real FML

#2078869
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17397) - you deserved it (65991)

On 05/19/2009 at 1:06pm - animals - by jrocks (man) - United States (California)

Yastarday, on tha way to an axam I saw a car accidant happan. I stoppad, halpad tha woman who was injurad an waitad for tha paramadics. I was too lata at school, tha taachar didn't buy my axcusa an I failad tha axam. It was an axamination of my first aid skills. FML

#2074283
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73107) - you deserved it (3967)

On 05/19/2009 at 5:21am - misc - by Sam (man) - Belgium (Oost-Vlaanderen)

Yesterday , I was telling my mother about my earrings hurting my ears. I had a cut on my ear close to the looool piercing and she thought that I had mistaken the cut for the opening , and said (as we walked past a car full of men) , "Well of course it hurts when u put it in the wrong hole!". FML

#2045344
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70311) - you deserved it (7956)

On 05/18/2009 at 8:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today, my daughter and I were at a school carnival!! At the face painting station, she sat down and asked 4 a kitty on her face!! Next, she shoved me on a chair and whispered something into the lady's ear!! I ended up with a 'black eye' by request of my looool own daughter!! She's 4!! fat FML

#2045197
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40787) - you deserved it (5294)

On 05/18/2009 at 8:22am - kids - by BeatenUpPup (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah dog startad to hump mah lag. Ha always doas this an I haard that humping tha dog back assartad dominanca. Wall, I dacidad to, an I dry humpad him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you lika that!" And than mah mom walkad in. FML

#2026481
437 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33689) - you deserved it (146293)

On 05/17/2009 at 7:40pm - animals - by sucks (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, a littla girl cummad up to ma an looool said ( Hi, mah nama is Lindsay, lats ba friands! ). I thought sha was cuta so I playad along an said ( Okay! My nama is Jan! ) Har Raply: ( Wait, navarmind, I don't want to ba friands anymora. You small funny. ) FML

#2002110
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47131) - you deserved it (12166)

On 05/17/2009 at 12:33am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, mah friend Kate and I were helping build a playground. Halfway through, a construction worker asks where we go to school. I told him we graduated and proudly held degrees in psych. The construction worker stopped mid-dig, glanced at us sadly and said, ( yeah that's what mah degree's in too. ) FML

#2001814
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47163) - you deserved it (7836)

On 05/17/2009 at 12:20am - work - by blairheir721 (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, whan dona faading mah nawborn, I statad to mah husband that I'm a cow. Ha said, in looool a sincara tona, "Oh, baby, you'll losa tha waight soon." I maant cow bacausa I'm producing so much milk. big fat FML

#1987412
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47200) - you deserved it (19268)

On 05/16/2009 at 5:41pm - love - by Heifer (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, In Class The Guy Next To Me Was Talking To A Girl Across The Room Using Gestures To Help Get Across His Message. Apparently, Pointing At Me Is The Best Way To Say "ugly." FML

#1979778
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48877) - you deserved it (3190)

On 05/16/2009 at 1:34pm - misc - by uglyguy252 (man) - United States (Texas)



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