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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 26 March 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 19633
  • Number of comments : 52
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About tipsypiink : hey creepers- ya, you. stop stalkin my page. kthxbai.

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tipsypiink's favorite FMLs

Today, I met my boyfriends parents. I hope my charm and smile was enough for them to forgive me for not wearing pants. FML

#9023853
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8019) - you deserved it (26935)

On 03/12/2010 at 11:55am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He suddenly pulls away, and goes, 'OMNOMNOMNOM' then continues kissing me. FML

#8938821
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21126) - you deserved it (20252)

On 03/09/2010 at 1:43am - love - by anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I have to spend over an hour at a Gamestop so my boyfriend can get his 'Final Fantasy' game at midnight. I'm tired, I don't want to stand around any more, and all the people around around me are debating super heroes. I'm living in an episode of 'The Big Bang Theory.' FML

#8936856
380 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11633) - you deserved it (33693)

On 03/09/2010 at 12:12am - misc - by notanerd - United States

Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend is getting engaged. He broke up with me five months ago because our relationship was too serious for him. FML

#8893586
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27116) - you deserved it (2342)

On 03/07/2010 at 2:20pm - love - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, the guy that I have been seeing for over a year left on a business trip. While straightening out his room as a favor, I noticed he took his condoms with him. FML

#8892224
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26503) - you deserved it (3010)

On 03/07/2010 at 12:41pm - love - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, my fiancé picked which new house he thinks we should live in based on the fact that the bathroom was set up in such a way that he can drink himself in to a stupor, then use the toilet and puke in the sink at the same time. FML

#8891983
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19442) - you deserved it (5034)

On 03/07/2010 at 12:25pm - love - by ohshit (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I went to the doctor for horrible stomach pains. He said I had an abnormal amount of stool in me, and that I'd need to flush it out. I called my mom and told her what happened, to which she responded, "I always knew you were full of shit, I didn't need a doctor to tell me that." FML

#7631341
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31831) - you deserved it (6391)

On 01/28/2010 at 12:01am - misc - by Crap (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my parents had a huge fight because my mom found out my dad was cheating on her. They screamed for half an hour. Right in the middle of my wedding. FML

#7552135
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53850) - you deserved it (2121)

On 01/24/2010 at 8:02pm - love - by weddingbells (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was stuck on the toilet with a huge stomachache after eating bad food the day before. I got up to flush when I noticed that there was a cockroach struggling feebly in the pile of crap. I'll never know if it got there before or after I crapped. FML

#7379683
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33444) - you deserved it (3202)

On 01/16/2010 at 3:19pm - health - by dire-rear (woman) - Singapore

Today, I got hit in the face with a piece of bacon. FML

#7231938
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12233) - you deserved it (30487)

On 01/09/2010 at 5:12am - misc - by Face (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, it was snowing. I slipped on the ice and fell in the middle of the road, dislocating my left shoulder and knee. As I was screaming in pain and trying to stand up, two boys on the pavement threw snowballs at me while everyone in the cars just drove around me. FML

#7183146
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32431) - you deserved it (2397)

On 01/06/2010 at 4:15pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was watching Free Willy with my boyfriend. It was at the part where the boy leaned into the water to give Willy a hug. I asked, "How do you even hug a whale?" My boyfriend rolled over and gave me a hug, and said, "Like this." FML

#7165792
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36438) - you deserved it (12972)

On 01/05/2010 at 5:03pm - love - by leigh2812 - Sent from mobile version

Today, while studying in India, I was peacefully journaling, reflecting and enjoying the beautiful landscape. And then a monkey threw its poo at me. FML

#7160952
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27668) - you deserved it (4777)

On 01/05/2010 at 7:49am - misc - by Anonymous - India (Madhya Pradesh)

Today, my wife entered in an ugliest sweater competition at her work. She wore a plain white sweater with a picture of my face printed on it. She came home with first prize. FML

#6811696
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34800) - you deserved it (3573)

On 12/18/2009 at 2:52pm - misc - by mclovin09 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I spent five minutes trying to kill a spider with my mind. FML

#6789867
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8762) - you deserved it (39272)

On 12/17/2009 at 4:58am - animals - by AnRom (woman) - United States (California)



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