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tinytimmy2
  • Town/Country : Utica, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 March 1996 (18 years)
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  • Number of comments : 11
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Today, I found out that my eight year old son is actually my nephew. FML

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361 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74541) - you deserved it (6151)

On 06/18/2011 at 11:34am - misc - by Ben - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my eight year old son is actually my nephew. FML

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361 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74541) - you deserved it (6151)

On 06/18/2011 at 11:34am - misc - by Ben - United States (California)

Today, my aunt and I went shopping. When we got to the store, she said she forgot her wallet, and I told her I would buy some things for her. When we were at the checkout, I was a dollar short. She said, "Oh, I'll get it!" and pulled out her wallet. FML

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On 06/13/2011 at 6:29pm - money - by sarahwittman - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I had some hot phone sex with my long-distance girlfriend. Half-way through, my mom stormed in, and told me I was disgusting and sick for doing it in the same room as my brother. I forgot about the baby monitor. FML

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On 05/02/2011 at 2:46pm - intimacy - by hornyloser (man) - United States (California)

Today, I came home to find that all my porn magazines have been "censored" with a black sharpie. FML

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On 04/21/2011 at 2:30pm - intimacy - by Username - United States



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