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tinysocks
  • Town/Country : Canada
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 23 March 1983 (30 years)
  • Number of visits : 270
  • Number of comments : 80
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Today, I'd had it with my mom's addiction to weed, so I told her to choose between me or the weed. I'm currently looking on Craigslist for an apartment. FML

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On 12/15/2011 at 10:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my baby son latched onto my nipple for a feed, after a month of having to be bottle fed because he wouldn't latch. This would be fantastic, if it weren't for the fact that I'm his father, not his mother. FML

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On 11/08/2011 at 9:01am - kids - by possiblyoverweight (man) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today, I went to a friend's wedding. While I was holding my four year old son, he managed to unclip the back of my dress and give the whole church a show. FML

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On 05/24/2011 at 9:34pm - kids - by OhDear (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my daughter turned one month old. I decided to give her a congratulatory kiss on the cheek. She decided to projectile vomit warm breastmilk into my partially open mouth. FML

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On 09/09/2009 at 12:22am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I tried to cuddle Simon, my five year old son. He wriggled away and said: "If you need a teddy bear, go buy one! Or find another Simon!" FML

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