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timtuttlez
  • Town/Country : New Bedford, MA, USA
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Today, I puked up a centipede. FML

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Today, while my boyfriend was inside me, he got a text message. He actually stopped thrusting to reply. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30929) - you deserved it (5164)

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Today, while my boyfriend was inside me, he got a text message. He actually stopped thrusting to reply. FML

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Today, the windows on my car were frozen. I filled up a bucket of hot water, and threw it on the windows. The windows cracked. FML

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