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Today, I puked up a centipede. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45040) - you deserved it (5745)

On 05/11/2011 at 12:59am - health - by vaalcrawford - Canada (Ontario)

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Today, while my boyfriend was inside me, he got a text message. He actually stopped thrusting to reply. FML

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Today, while my boyfriend was inside me, he got a text message. He actually stopped thrusting to reply. FML

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On 02/02/2011 at 4:48am - intimacy - by fml -

Today, the windows on my car were frozen. I filled up a bucket of hot water, and threw it on the windows. The windows cracked. FML

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On 02/02/2010 at 12:40am - misc - by Chris - Sent from mobile version



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