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by Jeslyn03 / 01/13/2012 at 1:57pm / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Animals
by balkangirl94 / 12/23/2011 at 2:42am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by 409sPoisonGirl / 12/21/2011 at 12:12am / Australia / Love
by rattlingfloorboards / 12/15/2011 at 12:09am / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by notsohappilyeverafter / 11/26/2011 at 4:54pm / United States (California) / Love
by Nico / 11/12/2011 at 10:42am / France / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at work when I found an iPhone on the floor. I decided not to turn it into the manager and keep it. Five minutes later, a customer asked if anyone had turned in her missing phone. I said no and began to walk away, when her friend called her phone. It rang. She recognized the ringtone. FML
by charlie3289 / 10/27/2011 at 1:01am / United States (Florida) / Work
Today, my brother in law got into a fight with my husband. My pregnant sister was yelling at her husband to stop beating my husband up. When I came into the room, I asked why they were fighting. You'll never guess who the real father of my sister's baby is. FML
by Good sister / 10/13/2011 at 7:20pm / United States (Georgia) / Love
by PC Jones / 09/20/2011 at 10:56am / Australia (New South Wales) / Work
by ppp / 09/14/2011 at 12:12am / United States / Love
Today, I heard on a TV show that it's possible to fit a standard light-bulb in your mouth, but it can't be removed afterwards. I just had to try this out. And then visit the local hospital to get it removed. FML
by Stuck / 09/08/2011 at 6:00am / United States / Health
by Stan / 08/29/2011 at 5:19pm / United States (California) / Health
by xXangelaXx / 08/21/2011 at 2:23pm / United States / Animals
by thatguythere858 / 08/13/2011 at 3:04pm / United States (Kansas) / Miscellaneous
by nomorecookies / 08/06/2011 at 1:53am / United States (Missouri) / Transportation