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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, all I wanted was stress-relief sex with the guy I sleep with. Instead, I was so exhausted from my day that he thought I wasn't into it and ended up just talking to me about what we're going to do after college. Trading a booty call for a meaningful and heartfelt discussion. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9779) - you deserved it (35631)

On 01/17/2009 at 3:40pm - intimacy - by Noname - United States (New Jersey)

Today, all I wanted was stress-relief sex with the guy I sleep with. Instead, I was so exhausted from my day that he thought I wasn't into it and ended up just talking to me about what we're going to do after college. Trading a booty call for a meaningful and heartfelt discussion. FML

#1468
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9779) - you deserved it (35631)

On 01/17/2009 at 3:40pm - intimacy - by Noname - United States (New Jersey)

Today, taking the train to work after the worst hangover ever, two immense fat women start talking about rim jobs. I got up to switch cabins just in time for their conversation to switch over to RECEIVING rim jobs. I sprayed puke all over myself and an innocent bystander. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22878) - you deserved it (3978)

On 01/08/2009 at 6:21am - health - by depraved - United States (Massachusetts)



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