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timtamslam

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4023
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Visits<b>miss_fluffybutt</b> - the 04/17/2016 at 9:00am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/09/2016 at 9:31am<b>barisozdemir</b> - the 11/17/2015 at 6:17am<b>constipation</b> - the 03/25/2015 at 1:54pm<b>cooper3991</b> - the 03/15/2015 at 3:17pm<b>rabidbunniez</b> - the 02/10/2015 at 11:10pm<b>Plastinate</b> - the 02/07/2015 at 6:41pm<b>Jaager</b> - the 10/26/2014 at 7:51pm<b>jalenlounis</b> - the 07/23/2014 at 10:58pm<b>wildsweetchild</b> - the 07/23/2014 at 6:20am<b>kelsorg</b> - the 07/21/2014 at 9:40am<b>FuhrerBurg</b> - the 04/20/2014 at 12:05am<b>windell</b> - the 03/23/2014 at 11:37pm<b>thisguy184</b> - the 03/09/2014 at 3:33am<b>BrittanyHen</b> - the 01/06/2014 at 12:39pm<b>Smorg_z16</b> - the 11/04/2013 at 10:35pm<b>flupsht</b> - the 09/08/2013 at 7:19pm<b>Blue_Black</b> - the 07/30/2013 at 12:56am

Fucked!<b>miss_fluffybutt</b> - the 04/17/2016 at 3:00pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/09/2016 at 3:31pm

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timtamslam's favorite FMLs

Today, all I wanted was stress-relief sex with the guy I sleep with. Instead, I was so exhausted from my day that he thought I wasn't into it and ended up just talking to me about what we're going to do after college. Trading a booty call for a meaningful and heartfelt discussion. FML

by Noname / 01/17/2009 at 3:40pm / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy

Today, all I wanted was stress-relief sex with the guy I sleep with. Instead, I was so exhausted from my day that he thought I wasn't into it and ended up just talking to me about what we're going to do after college. Trading a booty call for a meaningful and heartfelt discussion. FML

by Noname / 01/17/2009 at 3:40pm / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy

Today, taking the train to work after the worst hangover ever, two immense fat women start talking about rim jobs. I got up to switch cabins just in time for their conversation to switch over to RECEIVING rim jobs. I sprayed puke all over myself and an innocent bystander. FML

by depraved / 01/08/2009 at 6:21am / United States (Massachusetts) / Health