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Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML

#13325
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13046) - you deserved it (64338)

On 02/07/2009 at 1:16pm - misc - by name50 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

#2635
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41060) - you deserved it (9798)

On 01/26/2009 at 9:58am - misc - by buddy - United States (Michigan)

Today, all I wanted was stress-relief sex with the guy I sleep with. Instead, I was so exhausted from my day that he thought I wasn't into it and ended up just talking to me about what we're going to do after college. Trading a booty call for a meaningful and heartfelt discussion. FML

#1468
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8802) - you deserved it (33610)

On 01/17/2009 at 3:40pm - intimacy - by Noname - United States (New Jersey)

Today, all I wanted was stress-relief sex with the guy I sleep with. Instead, I was so exhausted from my day that he thought I wasn't into it and ended up just talking to me about what we're going to do after college. Trading a booty call for a meaningful and heartfelt discussion. FML

#1468
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8802) - you deserved it (33610)

On 01/17/2009 at 3:40pm - intimacy - by Noname - United States (New Jersey)

Today, taking the train to work after the worst hangover ever, two immense fat women start talking about rim jobs. I got up to switch cabins just in time for their conversation to switch over to RECEIVING rim jobs. I sprayed puke all over myself and an innocent bystander. FML

#857
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20953) - you deserved it (3671)

On 01/08/2009 at 6:21am - health - by depraved - United States (Massachusetts)



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