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timtam24
  • Town/Country : perth, australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 24 July 1992 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 2109
  • Number of comments : 292
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I saw a video of me last night, hammered, climbing my wardrobe screaming "I WANT TO GO TO NARNIA" naked. FML

#4679110 (343)

I agree, your life sucks (34971) - you deserved it (98519)

On 08/20/2009 at 10:39am - misc - by ShiriSarah (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, it was my wedding day, and while I was standing next to my husband in front of all of our guests, I was rocking on my heels because I was nervous. I rocked too far and fell backward. My husband didn't come to help me up. He just said at the top of his lungs, "FAIL!" FML

#4219573 (237)

I agree, your life sucks (50424) - you deserved it (10392)

On 08/02/2009 at 12:21am - love - by thefailure (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my cat ran outside. As I ran around the side of my house to get her, I felt a gigantic spiderweb land on my face. I also felt a light thud on my eye and it started to tear up. I ran inside and looked in a mirror, the spider was in my eye. FML

#4196773 (127)

I agree, your life sucks (45524) - you deserved it (1923)

On 08/01/2009 at 12:32am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hearing them having sex, which is awkward and disturbing. Later, my dad came and asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML

#3919884 (139)

I agree, your life sucks (68689) - you deserved it (4010)

On 07/21/2009 at 12:39am - intimacy - by fmjob (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)