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timskiii
  • Town/Country : Santa Clarita, USA
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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 22 June 1993 (20 years)
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Today, I asked my boyfriend in a sexy way "What should we do now, honey?" He answered, "Suck my dick?" I said "I was thinking of something more... romantic." He replied "Suck my dick in the moonlight?" FML

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