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timmytimmeh
  • Town/Country : Bleh, Bleh
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 10 November 1989 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 3883
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14 year old boy. FML

#1617373 (545)

I agree, your life sucks (66844) - you deserved it (180373)

On 05/04/2009 at 2:12am - love - by Iman (man) - United States (California)

Today, my parents met my girlfriend for the first time and cooked us dinner. After, I was helping clean up in the kitchen and my dad says to me, "Don't worry, you have to slay a couple of dragons before you get to the princess." and winks at me. She heard. I was going to propose to her tonight. FML

#1579483 (128)

I agree, your life sucks (48332) - you deserved it (2221)

On 05/03/2009 at 12:12am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

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Today, I had my first job interview and didn't have much of an appetite because of the nerves. So I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into my interview I was so stoned I couldn't speak. FML

#1550190 (371)

I agree, your life sucks (121600) - you deserved it (28952)

On 05/02/2009 at 2:28am - work - by Dunzo15 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my serious boyfriend was talking about how he wants to get engaged and married. I was really happy until he said he's excited mainly for the tax benefits. FML

#1493451 (59)

I agree, your life sucks (41206) - you deserved it (2836)

On 04/30/2009 at 3:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I decided to smoke a cigarette while I was driving to work. I was also eating french fries during the drive. I had never realized how much a cigarette feels like a french fry. In conclusion, cigarettes don't taste very good when you bite into them. FML

#1418421 (227)

I agree, your life sucks (8143) - you deserved it (75402)

On 04/28/2009 at 10:08am - health - by david - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend when we started messing around. Things were getting really hot when he gets a call from his best friend whose grandfather had just died. As they were talking and I heard her crying, he unzips his pants and mouths, "She won't know." FML

#1404603 (216)

I agree, your life sucks (56547) - you deserved it (5209)

On 04/27/2009 at 8:43pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)



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