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timhortons
  • Town/Country : Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 14 December 1985 (28 years)
  • Number of visits : 289
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About timhortons : I love the simple things in life, and some not so simple things. I love cars, music, and driving around. Most of the time I like to escape to British Columbia and soak in the lakes while meandering through mountains.

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Today, I was on a cruise and fell asleep next to the pool. I had an intense dream that I had fallen off into the ocean. I rolled off my sun chair into the water and woke up screaming uncontrollably, I thought I was in the ocean. I was in the kiddy pool. FML

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