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timebandit3077
  • Town/Country : East Hampton, The United States of America
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 16 August 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 254
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About timebandit3077 : My name is Adam, I live on Long Island in New York. I am a great cross country runner with a 5k time of 16:52 and a mile time of 4:42. I love music. My favorite band is Alter Bridge. I love many boybands too lol. I love playing guitar, I've gotten pretty good at it. I also love writing songs. I love getting into conversations so message me if you would like to talk.

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Today, the company I work for decided to "go green" and stopped using the air conditioner to cool down the office. It is currently 81 degrees at my desk. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27339) - you deserved it (4171)

On 04/07/2011 at 3:55pm - work - by Dave (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, the company I work for decided to "go green" and stopped using the air conditioner to cool down the office. It is currently 81 degrees at my desk. FML

#15681231
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I agree, your life sucks (27339) - you deserved it (4171)

On 04/07/2011 at 3:55pm - work - by Dave (man) - United States (Kentucky)



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