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  • Town/Country : kansas city, US
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 April 1986 (27 years)
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Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (203574) - you deserved it (59423)

On 04/02/2009 at 1:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my boss fired me via text message. I don't have a text messaging plan. I paid $0.25 to get fired. FML

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On 02/10/2009 at 12:36am - misc - by maxthndr (man) - United States



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