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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 6 November 1995 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 201
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About timcatim : Just living life.

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Today, I was buying ingredients for a salad. I had only picked up a few cucumbers, when an elderly lady came up to me and murmured, "Make sure you use lots of lube, or that'll hurt. Been there, sweetheart." What the HELL? FML

#20817265
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I agree, your life sucks (56708) - you deserved it (5512)

On 08/02/2013 at 4:23pm - misc - by um... what the fuck, miss? (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, while having sex with my girlfriend on the bathroom floor, I felt something tickle my balls. I looked back to see her sister's kitten getting in on the action. I think I just had my first threesome. FML

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113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46331) - you deserved it (7919)

On 01/13/2013 at 3:53am - intimacy - by Drewbie (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I was getting restless in my psychology class. I stretched out both of my arms and hands into the aisles on either side of me, only to find myself with my teacher's package in my palm. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47122) - you deserved it (10137)

On 03/05/2009 at 9:29pm - misc - by dizzlewizzle - United States (New York)



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