About tim374 : I usually just read FMLs on here and then the comments sometimes.
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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
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tim374's favorite FMLs
by Quicky5_ / 11/03/2015 at 1:58am / United States (Alabama) / Work
by Anonymous / 11/01/2015 at 3:48am / United Kingdom (Harrow) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/20/2015 at 5:44am / United States (Georgia) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/13/2015 at 3:35am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by not impressed / 10/09/2015 at 2:27pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/06/2015 at 7:46am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Intimacy
Today, after taking my little niece out onto the balcony of her family's new apartment to enjoy the view, we watched as a man jay-walked across the street down below and was run over by a car. My niece is pretty much traumatized for life now. FML
by scarredforlife / 10/02/2015 at 9:13pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was mistaken for a prostitute after I got into the front seat of an elderly man's car. The man was my grandfather, and he was taking me to a doctor's appointment, since I wasn't going to be allowed to drive home after it. FML
by Catlover234 / 10/02/2015 at 3:08pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
by Nick Pat / 09/30/2015 at 9:13am / Miscellaneous
by Spinster / 09/30/2015 at 1:26am / United States (Colorado) / Love
Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML
by WTF / 09/27/2015 at 3:57am / Poland (Dolnoslaskie) / Miscellaneous
by KindaLooksLikeCocaine / 09/23/2015 at 7:56pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I heard a noise outside in the middle of the night, so I went out for a look. I'm also pregnant and can't stop farting. I get 2 steps outside and accidentally let a huge one rip, then, from the shadows I hear "Oh my god!" and then running in the opposite direction. I farted away a prowler. FML
by Gassy / 09/21/2015 at 10:45am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
Today, I accidentally farted at a board meeting. My boss thought it came from the guy sitting next to me and gave him hell for being a pig. I was too mortified to say anything, even when the guy blamed it on me, which caused my boss to rage at him for lying and then to kick him out. FML
by Queen LaQueefah / 09/13/2015 at 7:52am / United Kingdom (Derbyshire) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…