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by Anonymous / 10/06/2015 at 7:46am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Intimacy
Today, after taking my little niece out onto the balcony of her family's new apartment to enjoy the view, we watched as a man jay-walked across the street down below and was run over by a car. My niece is pretty much traumatized for life now. FML
by scarredforlife / 10/02/2015 at 9:13pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was mistaken for a prostitute after I got into the front seat of an elderly man's car. The man was my grandfather, and he was taking me to a doctor's appointment, since I wasn't going to be allowed to drive home after it. FML
by Catlover234 / 10/02/2015 at 3:08pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
by Nick Pat / 09/30/2015 at 9:13am / Miscellaneous
by Spinster / 09/30/2015 at 1:26am / United States (Colorado) / Love
Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML
by WTF / 09/27/2015 at 3:57am / Poland (Dolnoslaskie) / Miscellaneous
by KindaLooksLikeCocaine / 09/23/2015 at 7:56pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I heard a noise outside in the middle of the night, so I went out for a look. I'm also pregnant and can't stop farting. I get 2 steps outside and accidentally let a huge one rip, then, from the shadows I hear "Oh my god!" and then running in the opposite direction. I farted away a prowler. FML
by Gassy / 09/21/2015 at 10:45am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
Today, I accidentally farted at a board meeting. My boss thought it came from the guy sitting next to me and gave him hell for being a pig. I was too mortified to say anything, even when the guy blamed it on me, which caused my boss to rage at him for lying and then to kick him out. FML
by Anonymous / 09/20/2015 at 11:23am / Work
by Queen LaQueefah / 09/13/2015 at 7:52am / United Kingdom (Derbyshire) / Intimacy
Today, I found a folder on my boyfriend's computer called "Facebook". It turned out to be a collection of thousands of photos from his female friends' accounts. It was all sorted into folders like "Big Tits", "Blonde", "Cameltoe", "Feet", and "Jailbait". FML
by WTF / 09/11/2015 at 8:54pm / Australia / Miscellaneous
Today, I told my nephew to be careful when crossing the street in front of a bus because it might eat him. We then watched as a bus slowed down and stopped in front of a group of people. When the bus moved away, all the people were gone. My nephew is terrified, and won't stop crying. FML
by busmonster / 09/11/2015 at 8:32pm / United States (Virginia) / Kids
by lobotomy pls / 09/11/2015 at 2:40pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
Today, my "friends" pulled an elaborate prank on me. First, they changed my ringtone to a recording of someone saying "Allahu Akbar" on repeat. Then, they called me as we had a moment of silence in honor of the 9/11 victims. FML
by EverettA / 09/11/2015 at 9:50am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by ManderDander / 09/05/2015 at 2:48pm / United States (California) / Intimacy