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tim374

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 2 November 1988 (28 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4081
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About tim374 : I usually just read FMLs on here and then the comments sometimes.

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Visits<b>zeusdom</b> - the 11/22/2016 at 2:31pm<b>oracle96</b> - the 11/21/2016 at 10:02am<b>fishingforubies2</b> - the 11/12/2016 at 4:17pm<b>mikotomisaki</b> - the 11/08/2016 at 6:35pm<b>exergency</b> - the 10/25/2016 at 7:11am<b>Wizardo</b> - the 10/25/2016 at 6:04am<b>missa8604</b> - the 10/24/2016 at 12:48am<b>sohigh10</b> - the 10/04/2016 at 11:11am<b>Sansa_Kroma</b> - the 10/02/2016 at 2:27pm<b>BlueAlpaca</b> - the 09/29/2016 at 11:16pm<b>Jesmassimo</b> - the 09/27/2016 at 10:14pm<b>vikky538</b> - the 09/25/2016 at 10:02am<b>Melanie77176</b> - the 09/18/2016 at 11:18pm<b>ItnHmn</b> - the 09/18/2016 at 9:32pm<b>taylorcheri</b> - the 08/31/2016 at 5:02pm<b>BabooonLove</b> - the 08/21/2016 at 11:50pm<b>LuxEtTenebris</b> - the 08/04/2016 at 5:15pm<b>Ladisa</b> - the 08/04/2016 at 2:54pm

Fucked!<b>BlueAlpaca</b> - the 09/30/2016 at 5:16am<b>ItnHmn</b> - the 09/18/2016 at 10:31am<b>HarleyBlues</b> - the 08/04/2016 at 2:25pm<b>shavednipples</b> - the 08/04/2016 at 9:16am<b>ThunderLightTSV</b> - the 08/03/2016 at 11:08pm<b>bigmusclebro</b> - the 02/23/2016 at 10:09am<b>shanewh40</b> - the 02/23/2016 at 4:43am<b>Mons</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 3:33am<b>isnobodyhere</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 3:07am<b>Sansa_Kroma</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 4:18am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 10/21/2015 at 5:29am<b>lukian</b> - the 09/22/2015 at 10:23am<b>TheLostCauseFML</b> - the 09/01/2015 at 9:20am<b>BananaCoconutty</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 6:16pm

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Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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tim374's favorite FMLs

Today, I arrived at the kennels I work in to find the power disconnected and the water pump off. This meant I had to bucket water and carry it to keep over sixty assorted dogs and cats alive in temperatures over 90 degrees. The moment I finished, the power came back on. FML

by TooFlamingHot / 01/13/2016 at 9:08pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Work

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend of 7 years. He thrusted as fast as rabbits. I waited years for 10 seconds. FML

by ShouldveStayedAVirgin / 01/13/2016 at 1:30pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML

by Anonymous / 01/09/2016 at 9:17pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous

Today, I recently burned both my hands at work so I had to ask my husband for help changing my tampon, but he refused saying it would make him feel sick. This from the man who routinely sticks his tongue in my asshole when we have sex. FML

by anne / 01/07/2016 at 7:00am / Germany / Intimacy

Today, and as always, I recycle my trash at work: paper in the yellow trashcan, the rest in the black one. This morning, I saw a cleaning lady empty the contents of the black trashcan into the yellow one, put the whole lot into a big plastic bag and then leave as if this was normal. FML

by rainperson / 01/07/2016 at 5:18am / Work

Today, I had to listen to my brother whine yet again about being single and how unfair it is. This is a guy who owns an "I fuck on the first date" t-shirt and has more than once referred to women as "vaginas with a person attached". Last time I called him out for being such a dick, I got punched. FML

by Anonymous / 01/03/2016 at 9:01am / United Kingdom (Leeds) / Miscellaneous

Today, after dating this girl for 3 months, I finally introduced her to my friends. She looked panicked during the date, and after it she broke up with me. When I asked why, she told me she could try to deal with a black friend, but not with a gay one. I've been dating a moron all this time. FML

by Alien / 12/29/2015 at 6:07am / Switzerland / Love

Today at work, a woman decided to use the changing room as a public toilet, to wipe the urine with the clothes she tried on, then leave the mess along with her soiled underwear and a used maxi pad for me to clean up. FML

by peachass / 12/28/2015 at 11:59pm / Australia (Victoria) / Work

Today, I walked in on my 13-year-old sister cutting her pubic hair with scissors. After a long talk about what on earth she was doing, she confessed to doing it so her boyfriend could find her clitoris. FML

by Anonymous / 12/26/2015 at 12:40am / United States (Kentucky) / Kids

Today, I opened my Christmas presents with my husband. One of the things he got me was a ball gag. "Yeah," he said with a grin, "That one's more for me but I didn't wanna buy myself headphones." Cue our son asking me what it was. FML

by Anonymous / 12/24/2015 at 6:47pm / Australia (South Australia) / Love

Today, my husband finally revealed that he's been secretly buying a particular brand of spicy chicken, eating it on his way home from work. He does it because it makes his farts smell just the way he likes it under the duvet when we go to bed. FML

by tara / 12/18/2015 at 12:49pm / Switzerland (Zug) / Miscellaneous

Today, I complained about period cramps. My boyfriend said periods can't be that bad since "girls must orgasm every time they put a tampon in." FML

by periods / 12/18/2015 at 11:37am / United States (California) / Love

Today, I accidentally farted while on my flight home. It was silent but so deadly that several people were visibly distressed. The overweight guy sitting next to me got a bunch of dirty glares. I was too ashamed to own up to it. FML

by Anonymous / 12/18/2015 at 8:34am / Sri Lanka (Western) / Transportation

Today, I used my phone to take pictures of my hemorrhoids to show my doctor, forgetting I'd set my phone to upload all photos to a shared Dropbox account. My mother-in-law called. FML

by NewMom1115 / 12/17/2015 at 5:53pm / United States (Washington) / Health

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I found out that my so-called "friends" on my Skype group chat have another group chat that contains everyone but me. Apparently, they made it so I would not "disturb" their conversations. FML

by AlwaysRejected / 12/10/2015 at 10:53am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous